I don't own any wigs or children

Is this from the movie?

Yeah but he's not doing all the work behind the scenes. His parents and managers are. That's like saying Shia made $1.5 billion for making Dark of the Moon.

How could he see me?

How is Pinkman's face so beefy?

So paper beats paper now?

This is what the first dog must have looked like.
Dog: Hey
Caveman: Sup
Dog: Can I have those bones you're throwing away?
Caveman: Yea
Dog: Thx
Next day
Dog: Hey buddy
Caveman: Hey man
Dog: You got any bones to throw away?
Caveman: here
Dog: thx man. can i have a belly rub?
Caveman: okay
Dog: thx. I'll protect you if you keep doing this.
Caveman: u got a deal m8
And here we are.

What an adorable lil pupp

He lost on the deal

Big 'ol floppy ears! What's her name?

I think you misspelled nipples

Then when your two minutes runs out you get three sharp stabs to your legs and anus as the spikes instantly spring back into their defence position.

On his birthday every year,, put a half pie in there for him please.

Legit concern I hadn't even considered.

Billy Mitchell?

Aw he's got lil mini beefy legs.

Scrape that nice sharp wheel against that douche's car. Then give it a nice punch for good measure.

Oh my god this is so damn true