That's beautiful

If they were androids the batteries might last longer than an afternoon

Why would you spell presente with an e on the end?

In Canada, we have a channel called Eh, which just shows clips of maple syrup, moose, police riding horses, hockey, and people saying sorry, 24 hours a day.

I'd rather pay an extra five bucks buying a book than have my life ruined and have to start cooking meth if i end up in the hospital.

that means if the big pile was all 100s, it would be a million dollars

you are not the only one

guy must be a righty then

they even look like shit bricks

it looks like a very crude face with a stick nose and the lion in it's open mouth

so it pays to watch a crappy sitcom

Bill looks kind of like a Vulcan

anyone seen Coal Black and da seben dwarves? youtube it

*orchids imitating life

shes got a walker right there! don't those things double as a place to sit?