Love the poster in the background

very true

Find roommates who don't have lives either, that way they won't care.

It is a cartoon

Oh, you can just hear the joints snapping!

Who doesn't love a good greentext

It's kind of funny that all these brilliant connections between pixar movies can easily be explained as simple laziness done right. They're just re-using all their 3d models and making the universe more awesome because of it.

soooo, he's dead now?

that kid deserves to get hit by that truck

Maybe the whole carton comes from the same chicken? And that chicken is simply some kind of super chicken that lays super eggs?

there should be a psychedelics category

First off, what kind of test is this? American history, divorce, and apples and oranges?

do it enough though and someone's bound to kick your ass and take your money

We need to stop putting number signs in front of sentences.

Makes it sound like he's yelling the last line

Should say "Get off the land my ancestors stole from your ancestors that I now claim as my own!"

So... never do anything for anyone ever?

Funny how it says don't be racist, yet this post is extremely racist.

Did Colin actually say that? I thought Who's Line was a family show lol

You know what this is? It's the sound of the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

Yeah, like no terrorists could ever guess that the giant futuristic mansion with robots constantly flying out of its ceiling belongs to Tony Stark.