One reason I love Christmas time so much.

Yeah, that's absolutely right.

Thats brilliant

Me and my best friend invented our own alphabet and memorized it so we could pass notes in class and not get caught. Now all you need is your phone to lock.

He's even looking in the same direction

What kind of dog is the one sleeping in the blue container? I want one of those.

My bro is a firefighter and has rescued cats from trees. Needless to say, they aren't happy when that happens.

It's amazing how fast they grow

Those little fluff balls are unbelievably adorable.

Dog penis

The bat credit card obviously!

Or bring a single plug extension cord and avoid being crowded by 5 or 6 strangers

Yeah, if you're gonna video a concert, don't hold it in the air like a douche. Watch and live the concert, and record it as an afterthought. Living it once is far better than watching a shitty version on an iPad twice.

Not true. Mythbusters tested this with James Freaking Cameron himself, and they concluded that had Jack and Rose been clever enough to place their life vests UNDER the door, to add buoyancy, it would've been able to hold them both up above water, and they both would've lived.

What a paradox

I hope nobody gets the wrong impression and thinks that all people from Ontario are this moronic. This woman deserves death.

That sums it up

it looks like candy. i'd probably try to eat it

Hasn't anyone else played Solar 2? That's how black holes get bigger.

Phteven

also works with DDDDDODD or 888B8888

I did this for halloween one year, only instead of universe looking craziness it was bloody.

Did he shave half his balls too?