It's funny because biologically speaking, we are supposed to squat to poop. Back when humans began pooping, toilets didn't exist, and sitting at that angle, like in a chair, actually makes it harder on our bodies to poop. The best way is to have a small foot stool (haha stool) under your feet to raise your knees up while you blast your dookie.

I can't breathe

Careful though, I've seen small candles like that break glass very easily

Genie, Peter Pan, Alan Parish, or Sy the photo guy, he was always tremendously entertaining. Such a legend, rest in peace funny man.

This is a good post

I love 4chan stories

He looks like Spenny

Holy fuck that last one is so awesome. Well, they all are. But that last one though

number 17: to cover the smell of the massive, horrendously stinky american dumps.

You... are not you. You are me.

Looks like grenadine, some sort of clear liquor and a cream liquor like Bailey's. Am I close to correct?

Yeah wouldn't this kill the plant?

Imagine cleaning that thing with everyone touching all the walls

This guy needs to kick bieber in the nuts.

That pretty much sums up life

If that's true, that is godly.

He's now a very rich man

Then on their way home they'd lynch a few ni-

Given the millions upon millions of people masturbating on a second to second basis, this would have to happen much more regularly for me to believe god had anything to do with it.

Twist: He's deathly allergic to cats.

Every line in any given classic Simpsons episode is a joke in itself

You're punny