chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Is this even possible? 20 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
They should at least visit the rational among us.
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Battered warrior 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Sharks: The assassins of the sea.
Fruit baby 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Its fruity eyes remind me of a harlequin baby
Why some galaxies are spirals 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
PHYSICS!
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Temperature 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
This reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode The Midnight Sun.
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It's not that difficult. 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
And some people think dogs are stupid.
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My thoughts on the Apple announcement 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Galaxy S5 is waterproof. End of discussion. This brings back the ability to push people into pools against their will!
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For all the "sale" shoppers out there 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Not if you were going to buy it in the first place, then it went on sale. That's savings.
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The new iPhone 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Some apple users mistakenly thought a software update made their phones waterproof. Galaxy S5 actually is waterproof.
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Everybody hates chris 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Is his mom Jay Z?
Ptsd kitty 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
My brother is a firefighter and once saved a cat. Even though they look like they're thankful for the rescue, those cats are anything but calm and relieved. That guy is holding on really tight.
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Doggy pool party 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Oh wow, that is the face of pure, unfiltered glee
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M&Ms Mega, Original and Mini 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
What's the grams count on each package? Looks can be deceiving, like in the packaging, yes, but also when they're lined up.
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What did they even do? They only join scar because they don't wanna starve 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
You frequent Cracked don't you.
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Correcting Conductor on fortune cookies 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
And spaghetti and meatballs originated in Brooklyn NY, not Italy.
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Not the favorite child 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Wow, and it wasn't even for the good Ghostbusters. At least they didn't record someone playing the NES game.
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Pillow fight items 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Haha I can just imagine that floppy lightsaber being whipped at people.
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Totally justified retaliation bird 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I would do the same if I knew I would get away with it.
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Can you see the difference? 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Yeah maybe if you're an idiot who can't route 5 or six cables behind your desk without clutter. Apple dictates precisely how their customers can use their products, from mobile, to software, to hardware. PC users decide that for themselves with much more versatile OSs, customizable hardware configurations, and general freedom of choice.
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Huh, I wasn't expecting that 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Welp, this proves it. Satan is a pedo.
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Feelin' old 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I feel this way too! But my high school was half demolished and rebuilt on its 101st birthday, so it's mostly completely gone. It survives in my memory though.
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First year in college? It's time to step up your game 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I can't believe that I never noticed the alien in the background of this meme until now.
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Not on my watch 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I was wondering if someone would mention that
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I'm going to miss my mummy! :( 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Don't worry. That moment when they leave and you're officially on your own is an amazing and very rare feeling. Enjoy it in the few moments you truly feel it. It's sad, but also very exciting.
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