chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Kitty tumblr 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Unless you're allergic. Then it's a 15 year problem.
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These things should exist 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
These ideas are not crazy. They're so logical it hurts.
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ralph 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
One of the funniest Simpsons characters.
You can also do it with your arm 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
This is very weird.
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When I see that the third 'Taken' movie will be titled 'TAK3N' 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
When I see that they're making a third Taken movie
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Hold on 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I love how the artist even made the skin all blotchy and pimply and gross.
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A Good Question 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Obsidian razors?
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Alphonse mucha style graffiti 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Not entirely true, because a blank wall serves no purpose like a phone screen does. It's just blank, ugly to look at, and boring. If I owned that building and someone made that without my consent, I'd hunt them down to pay them, not prosecute them.
Too many customers don't understand this 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
More people need to do this. I worked front desk at a hotel for 2 years and wanted to kill myself half the time.
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Poptarts and condoms 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
According to the rock, that's what was in the fanny pack in this picture
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The moment an old lady questions her own sanity 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Wow I laughed so damn hard at this
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Barbershop floor worn away after decades of barbering 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I worked front desk at a hotel for a while, and on the floor behind the desk there was a 5 meter pathway of grime from so many shoes walking over it for years and years.
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The sanest person on 4chan 24 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
An hilariously strange place
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Cows are the real killer 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Humans participate in bull fighting. They don't, however, participate in shark fighting.
Too much science power in one picture 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
No Tesla = no modern technology.
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It's difficult for others when you're stupid 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
How is that spider quote stupid? It's absolutely true.
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Never the one in front 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I do this too. They stock the stuff with the later expiration dates further back.
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Flooded subway 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Jesus, it's like fecal garbage soup
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The 1960s 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Hell of a decade
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Mickey's eye theory 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
He's Felix the cat and Sonic
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Hahah :) 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
there are so many things wrong with this picture
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Harvey birdman, attorney at law 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Attorney at caw, more like
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Totally 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I can say with confidence I wouldn't want to fight that man, so yes, you are correct.
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