chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Test-drive your tattoo first 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
This is a very good idea. I got a tattoo and, while I'm happy and don't regret it, I had second thoughts walking into the room based on its condition, but did it anyway because my friend had several good tattoos from there. Since it's permanent, do this.
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That feelin' 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Hey at least the floppy disk is still the only thing we recognize as a save icon. I don't see him leaving any time soon.
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Breaking bad is a lot happier with universal healthcare 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
We have to consider this though: without the ridiculous cost of health care in the US, we wouldn't have this awesome show as a result.
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Just like monopoly money 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
He's true. And if you scratch the little maple leaf on the bill it smells very faintly like maple syrup.
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How to irritate Canadians 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I'm Canadian and don't follow hockey. Or any sports for that matter.
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Mechanically impossible yet accurate 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Yeah those gears would not be able to turn in the least.
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Some of the most clever logo designs I've ever seen 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Night golf, the only idea that's less fun than regular golf.
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Illegal 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
what an amazing story
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A life saving decision 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Oh my god, a fail that wasn't actually a fail, cause the guy had the sense to wear a fucking helmet.
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The most Canadian picture ever! 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I had to pour maple syrup on my monitor to make it more Canada-y
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Pi 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Pi is the meaning of life.
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Firefly squid in Japan 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Also known as the bio-luminescent nope
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Just a seal with a horse mask 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
And a human crippled by laughter
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Right next to the spike, nice 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Maybe get a collar without spikes on it lol
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Taken 3 First Official Trailer - More badass than ever 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you... again... I mean for the third time.
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Cover the cameras 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Yeah I do this too. It may seem paranoid but I hate the idea of being on camera at all times.
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Interesting Canada facts 49 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
*Ralph stands up* "OH CANADA!!!"
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Cold is a relative thing in America 20 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
They should put if its Celsius or Fahrenheit, but I assume the latter.
What's the matter Bill? 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Edu-tainment at its finest
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Amazing inventions 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
All I saw when looking at this was "butt-face"
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This cat falling out of a window prank is really, really brutal 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Why the down votes? This is a great prank
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The original cat burglars 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Cats are fucking bastards!
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The world beneath the world 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
How are there no ripples radiating from any direction from that canoe?
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Creative packaging 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Hungry yet?
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People who pay attention to the homeless gets a heartwarming surprise 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Not everyone in the world is an asshole
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