Looks like he's wearing a mouth guard under his lips

Hey, what's that? I don't know, but I want to kill it.

There should be a cake section on FS

Deathstalker 2

Dude, I want my inner thoughts to be voiced by Gilbert Gottfried anyway, that's awesome, not something to wish upon an enemy!

Drugs

Aaaaand that's why I don't want kids.

Pretty darn accurate

It's rgb value is 5, 7, 4, so it isn't quite fully black. close though

All I can think of is that scene from Bad Santa

It raises the question: why not use Quicksilver later in the movie? It's because he's too awesome, there'd be no question of their success.

Cats are liquid

Those who have complained, for however short of a time, were never heard by anyone.

They forgot about Quicksilver

Chrono symphonic - blue skies over guardia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Clt3sMlsp4

Ooooo that smell. I haven't smelled that in years.

That isn't a bank account. It's a giant pile of cash that would take years to launder.

Looks like Spenny

What's impressive is that his person noticed this and managed to stay perfectly still while getting their phone to take a picture.

That lid is the perfect hat

It's funny that instead of enforcing stricter laws and license testing, they institute dash cams to see who's fault the crash is. It's a step in the right direction, but it's not fixing the problem, just observing it.

Guys I think he was making a joke. It's obvious nobody can take a picture of the fucking horse head nebula with standard equipment.

I hope that's a fake mustache