chocolateisgood
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
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This vicious beast 10 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
*bloodcurdling scream of terror*
*crashes into room*
*cuddles intensely*
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*crashes into room*
*cuddles intensely*
Calling the HP fandom 10 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
As another member of Slytherin, I think we should all wear these at all times.
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Someone calculate the chance of that. Please 1 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
God's just like "I did a wrong a did a wrong. Sorry, man, lemme make that up to you."
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My older sister is so annoying but I still wanna be close to her and I'm so confused help 13 comments
My older sister is so annoying but I still wanna be close to her and I'm so confused help 13 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
You could get some at the grocery store?
Or attack with kittens, that's just as effective.
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Or attack with kittens, that's just as effective.
British Problems Comp. 1 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
I should move to England because I relate to a lot of these problems.
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My older sister is so annoying but I still wanna be close to her and I'm so confused help 13 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
I know the struggle.
Bribe her to do something with you using cookies. Works every time.
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Bribe her to do something with you using cookies. Works every time.
ohhh puppy 3 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
My dog does something similar. I was really sick one day, so she brought me her favorite toy and wouldn't leave my side.
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One of these isn't like the others 2 comments
When I was 5 I dreamt a giant mirror fell on my dad 20 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
I have a lot of dreams with superpowers, the most recent of which involved me sneaking into theaters to watch Civil War.
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If it helps them be a nicer person, what is the problem? 15 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
I'm religious, but though most of my friends are atheist they still love coming to church with me because of the community, which is the way i wish everywhere could be
The most ridiculous death possible. Stabbed pinkie? 126 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
I have a really long one on my back and another on my shoulder
(･_･;
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(･_･;
IT'S MY 52,525 BIRTHDAY TODAY! Which means I am one year closer to a funeral party 10 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
Happy birthday!! Sorry your leg's broken, but at least the pills are working. And someday, Senpai will notice you.
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Allow kitty to enlighten you. 7 comments
Anybody else able to do this? 23 comments
chocolateisgood
· 8 years ago
When I lucid dream, I can fly and pretty much do whatever I want, but I can't control people. I can make them disappear, but never do what I want.
I'm usually the quiet and sweet kid in class, but my wood shop teacher is arrogant and I hate him.
He's trying to force me to go to en event for the class outside of school, and it happens to be at the same time as my final chamber rehearsal, not only before the concert, but the year, and I'm the section leader, so I kinda need to be there.
When trying to persuade me, he said "I'll talk to [orchestra director], she and I are really good friends."
And I almost said, "Oh, I thought she had good taste in people."
But again, I'm a shy kid so I didn't.