Cute story: my grandparents didn't want my dad proposing to my mom so they cut him off but he had some copper so he forged her a ring to propose to her with.
25 years later she still has the ring, but as soon as he could afford he bought her a gold ring, but she has the copper one kept safe because if means more to her.

Alan Moore is living the good life.

Oh no not today feels

And another one for Pokemon Go

I watched this a ridiculous amount of times today I love it so much

I would like to sign up to be attacked next.

This is how I want to be when I'm old.

Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle

I think one of my weirdest dreams was where I was in a trampoline tribe and our rival tribe attacked our tribe before a competition and then I was killed in the process of protecting my best friend but instead of dying I attended my own funeral and one person could see me so we made jokes and then I possessed the trampoline.

My spirit animal.

Also his dog is named Spot

I just want to pick him up and cuddle him

I want to be friends with everyone but I am shy and weird :(

Oh it's fine my heart's not in use today

Shh puppy don't listen to him. I will love you

I don't have to be alone. I try and force choke my classmates all the time.

I call everyone I know child, including my older friends, Grandpa, and Dad.

Win the lottery, take over the world, compete in the Olymics.