A rare specie of Nopesinus-Fck-That-Sht Snake from Lake Nope, Nopeland.

Not sure of trying to be funny or just really stupid...

Every girl's dream...eating everything without getting fat.

I dont care if you love justin bieber...I just hate how some fans act stupid to get his attention. *le sighs*

plot twist: He was the clown.

so inspiring i even cried a river..

Liui Aquino from the Philippines. *flies away*

damn son look at that booty!

Please tell your mama she made a good job giving birth to a genius.

Tried that once but my cat mauled the sht out of me. :/

Good job. You are hot, by the way.

i actually just need someone who can love me for who i am...

"It's getting late now. I should go to bed."- said no reader ever.

Linda is one lucky btch!

cats are assholes..

19...wow i face palmed so hard

PEARL! IS THAT YOU?

Wow girl where did you get that color?

Worst thing I've ever read in the internet. Seriously? Why would a mother do that to her child?

Why can't I just marry Channing Tatum AND Ryan Gosling!?

that would be great and now i need a guy to ask me...

Theaters should prepare boxes of tissues for viewers! seriously cant wait to cry my eyes out

i think the 'meow' was the best.

brofist to everyone!

Thanks internet for ruining my innocence...