Pretty sure you just ruined all the posts starting with "pretty sure"

Yes, it's showing the different size crowd these artists, war, and tragedy produced. One direction attracts a very small group, eminen a larger one, and so on, while the crowd in Paris for the rally to show outrage over the massacre is very large.

Pretty sure it's not butter

Honestly I don't think they're super funny, but there is some humor in them. I see other stupid stuff posted on here all the time, so I'm not to worried about it. Most of the stuff I post that I think is really funny never makes it anywhere near the "popular" page. I kind of posted all these as a test :)

Guest is the kinda guy who spanks it to lesbian porn, yet still says this

Oh my god yes, many ladies require a change of pants after they see my veiny arms

I literally just got back from dinner where I was an "expert" on several subjects based on cracked articles

No worries, based on the down votes in sure most people agreed with you. Sorry if I came off as attacking you in my response, it was late and I was tired and cranky :)

I'm not sure if you're 100% sure what he was looking up. I was referring to what Jennifer Lawrence said about her pics being leaked. People who sought out the "Fappening" were clearly seeking out photos that those women didn't want released. I have nothing against porn at all, my comment only was related to the individual actively searching for these particular pictures.
Feel free to read Jennifer's full comments in the article, but from wikipedia "In an interview with Vanity Fair, Jennifer Lawrence called the leak a "sex crime" and a "sexual violation". She added, "Anybody who looked at those pictures, you’re perpetuating a sexual offense. You should cower with shame."
I recommend you understand what you're commenting on before you comment and "stride away epically". But then again you're only 13, so you've got a lot to learn about life.

I saw it when it game out, it wasn't that great. Basically "Open Water" on a ski lift.

I sure hope so!

It is a cool mashup, but I think its crazy that all the songs sound almost exactly the same, just different lyrics

A mouthful

Pervert... I wouldn't go bragging about a sex crime

Yes I can just imagine the future history question: which of the following caused world war 3:
a) hitler invading poland
b) the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand
c) Slavery in the United States
d) Some idiots dropping copies of a movie in north Korea

In the UK its 999