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Books really be like that 8 comments
chu · 18 weeks ago
Great Gatsby still makes me want to castrate myself and suture my balls to my eyelids. I fucking hate that book and I fucking hate that story.
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Comment your solutions! 26 comments
chu · 37 weeks ago
Also how do you remember me?
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chu · 37 weeks ago
I've come to the jarring realization that I'll never be good enough to achieve my true dreams.
Go take a nap. I hear they work wonders.
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chu · 37 weeks ago
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Comment your solutions! 26 comments
chu · 37 weeks ago
Being sad and alone and stressed. How are you?
Answer quickly! 8 comments
chu · 37 weeks ago
Yeah, it's like a fire extinguisher. You can pull the safety pin and stick it back in all you want, but once you pull the lever and slosh all the stuff everywhere then that's the point of no return.
Comment your solutions! 26 comments
chu · 37 weeks ago
*is a flour knife*
You know, because mommy loves to smell that flour because she thinks all flours smell good?
Yuuuuuup 7 comments
chu · 45 weeks ago
Are they the same state crew that can tear up and lay down three lanes of a whole fucking mile of asphalt in six hours overnight? Because the freeway crews have their shit together.
Yuuuuuup 7 comments
chu · 45 weeks ago
When you take nine months to repave fifty square yards there's a problem.
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Existence is pain 27 comments
chu · 1 year ago
Clearly you weren't hear a few years ago
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Anyone else creeped out by this 26 comments
chu · 1 year ago
Alright so I told myself I'd stop commenting because most of you are fucking idiots but this shit here is exactly what I was raging about for the longest time a year or two ago. And all of you disagreed with me. "Ooh chu you're just being mean shipping is innocent blah blah blah". And now you all agree with me. Shipping is disgusting. It's disrespectful, it's intrusive, it dehumanizes the shipped into your plaything.
That's what I always wondered when I was a kid in church 27 comments
chu · 1 year ago
Have you ever considered that all that mass might have been concentrated in a singularity?
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BOOM science! 47 comments
chu · 1 year ago
what the fuck was I thinking
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These aren't tears 32 comments
chu · 1 year ago
Stories like this make me scared to fall in love
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14 tips that could save your life 75 comments
chu · 2 years ago
In response to the bullet wound thing, entry holes are a lot smaller than the actual diameter of the bullet because flesh shrinks. Of course you could still jam it in but you're still stretching out a wound.
14 tips that could save your life 75 comments
chu · 2 years ago
I think "duct" tape is a variation of aluminum or cloth strips with an adhesive backing. Not the plastic thing that duck tape is.
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Look at this skywhale! 16 comments
chu · 2 years ago
Just look up Rhaknam on google.
Look at this skywhale! 16 comments
chu · 2 years ago
Sorry
Difference between a nerd and a genius 20 comments
chu · 2 years ago
What the hell kind of poison do you use that spontaneously combusts in air?
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Look at this skywhale! 16 comments
chu · 2 years ago
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this has always been my dream 9 comments
chu · 2 years ago
ikr someone's also not liking me
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Difference between a nerd and a genius 20 comments
chu · 2 years ago
Do animals have different LDs? I thought that an LD was specific to a poison because it's a determinate of how effective it is.
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Difference between a nerd and a genius 20 comments
chu · 2 years ago
But isn't it rather convenient that 2^10=1024? With 2000 bottles of wine and 10 rats, you'd be in a little pickle. Granted this is a very clever solution but I feel like the problem was written such that it was designed for such a solution.
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