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A Forest Service worker photographed a fire burning inside a tree 11 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Isn't wood fire normally yellow because of the excess carbon?
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"Go f*ck a whole roasted chicken" 10 comments
chu · 8 years ago
I thought steroids made balls shrink. Dick size has to do with the volume of the spongy tissue doesn't it?
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Sero's Archive of Greentexts 3 4 comments
chu · 8 years ago
>Africa...obliterated
>nothing of value was lost
lel
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This is what I call true love: Winter Soldier and Captain America 11 comments
chu · 8 years ago
And here's the knowledge that leads me to jump off a bridge
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Such bad luck 2 comments
chu · 8 years ago
But you don't remember the middle sentence.
Definitions 28 comments
chu · 8 years ago
He kinda has a point though, there is no system of racism except that god awful affirmative action. But otherwise I can't think of any other example of uncalled for legal discrimination.
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Thank you, billions of years of evolution 25 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Actually that's a lie. I was just as fucked but in a different way. My teeth were less sideways but farther into my gums.
Thank you, billions of years of evolution 25 comments
chu · 8 years ago
That's almost identical to my problem except I was fucked just slightly less.
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That's why we need both 4 comments
chu · 8 years ago
And then there's pieces of shit like me
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Sushi burritos 11 comments
chu · 8 years ago
To be fair it should cost ~4x the amount of a normal roll because you can cut 4 servings from one of those.
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Sushi burritos 11 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Go to your local sushi bar and ask for a sushi of your choice but ask them not to cut it up.
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Those who are Heartless 22 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Oh look it's me
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When you're new to blackmailing 19 comments
chu · 8 years ago
But technically there's nothing he can do about it because he voluntarily provided all the information without being tricked/scammed.
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Listen to your kids 63 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Side to side ambulance ride
Down the street the end you'll meet
If you drag the razor along the circumference you're less likely to die because you'd have to saw through tendons to get to your major blood vessels but if you go down your arm you can slip the blade between them and get your artery(s).
*insert something about side cutters asking for attention*
*insert something about side cutters needing help*
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Definitions 28 comments
chu · 8 years ago
I unleash @eternal1
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Sushi burritos 11 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Sushi rolls are literally sushi burritos that have been sliced...
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Exactly 29 comments
chu · 8 years ago
It's stupid that it's socially acceptable to brag about being addicted if the drug is caffeine.
Exactly 29 comments
chu · 8 years ago
I want alcohol to be much more heavily regulated. I want caffeine to be regulated. I'm all for it.
Exactly 29 comments
chu · 8 years ago
So you want to regulate meth and heroin? Things are banned for a reason. People seek things illegally probably because they want to escape something. This something is the life that's been given to them. So the "system" I think you're talking about is care for the underprivileged. There's no excuse to do drugs and no excuse to deal. Unless you were born with an addiction because your mom's a shitty green orangutan with weapons grade autism, don't fucking do drugs and don't fucking deal them. No demand means supply is useless.
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Exactly 29 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Whether or not we treat drugs as a crime or a health issue is irrelevant to the dealers, it's only relevant to how we deal with users. Drugs are illegal either way and the dealers are selling addiction and despair. Unless you're saying that our entire system in general (whatever that means) is the cause of this, then I can't say anything because I don't know anything.
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When you're new to blackmailing 19 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Resell for money. If you buy a bunch of shit you think you want, you might not be able to get rid of them later because because they're niche things but if you buy a big item like this it'll always be in demand for at least the next 18 months.
Especially if they're new.
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That's the fashion we want 20 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Because if you're gonna wear armor, you should wear armor such that you can sit on detonating grenade and recall the experience with pleasure.
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90s kid game 17 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Stick it up the bum and nobody's the wiser
It has come full circle... unfortunately 11 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Three modern dollars vs three 1988 dollars
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