Antacids are chalk. Tums is CaCO3, calcium carbonate, which is chalk.

In all honesty, I feel like (which is against all Christian wisdom and teachings but fuck that, it's what I think) God really wants to care and really wants to help but we're just so full of shit that we just fuck up everything he tries to do so he just throws his hands up and flops into his couch with some divine alcohol and watches us with depressed amusement.

But aren't behaviors like that learned from social cues? If you grew up around humans, wouldn't it be natural to assume showing teeth implies friendliness?

like chalk

~some Jew from WWII

Possibly a grinder disk

I'm 88% sure that elemental oxygen spontaneously combines into molecular oxygen.

Not to mention that I don't even like pizza to begin with but whatever

The level of sweet pineapples bring doesn't taste good with meat or cheese. Ever had Adelle's chicken-apple sausages? The small chunks of apple bring just enough sweet into the meat that it's not weird.

RNGesus has himself a kek

Or maybe because I'm too much of a bitch. The simplest answer is often the most correct.

I got my stat off a magazine or something several years back.

The US alone wastes enough food that all the wasted food in one day could feed the entire world two(?) full meals per day

Because we spout the most bullshit between all our denominations. I don't hear much about Islam except aloha snackburr but that's a radical minority. And the Jews are like "no fuck you this is our religion piss off you can't join" or something like that. And BLM, KKK, Scientology, and Pastafarianism aren't even religions so their bullshit doesn't count.

Columbine and 9/11 have probably caused more administrative and legal bullshit than the next ten things, whatever they may be.

Maybe it got called inside of is taking a shet

I was also deported to Canada once accidentally. Completely unrelated story.

But I forgot to tell her I was breaking up because of the accident, so during her funeral, when it was my turn to speak the speech or whatever, I went up, said my piece, and then knelt beside her and announced I was breaking up with her because I didn't feel safe around her, but that I hoped we could still be friends.

Have I never told this story to y'all? I feel like I have.
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Once upon a time, I had a girlfriend. She was the most beautiful, kind, and funny woman you could ever meet. An angel, a gift, a blessing to everyone she met, and by God's kindness and grace, she chose me as her boyfriend. She excelled in everything she put her hands and mind to, except for driving. She could not drive worth a damn, and hell if I know how she passed the test to get her license. In all honesty, I just didn't feel safe around her at all so I wanted to break up with her so she wouldn't kill us both but I did love her as a friend.
One day, I received a text that she T-boned a cement truck and was in critical condition. I scooted as fast (and safely) as I could to the hospital where I arrived just in time to tell her goodbye.

I mean it was a very tragic sort of death for all those involved not really because I broke up with her at her funeral

She's imaginary

Give him my condolences. It sucks losing someone. Not that I have but just saying.