I like living in a bubble. It keeps me from the bullshittery that is all of politics.

I'd say that it's pretty safe to say that those who vape because it's cool tend to have douchery whereas those who vape to try and wean off nicotine know and want to try and cut back as much as they can, so they only whiff when they really need to.

Maybe possibly they bit a small infant in the throat and made it get cancer or something.

Hauselnoot

Haurbour

I think it's because of who the users are.

I spell it with freedom and tea in the harbor. You spell it with crumbly bread dipped in hot leaf water.

I mean, I really don't care either way. Just saying that SOMEONE has to win the lottery but statistically it will never be YOU. Or anyone else. But it will be someone.

I'm going crazy trying to find her left hand now

Because it's statistically impossible for you to win the lottery but conversely, someone is guaranteed to win the lottery.

The smell of either makes me want to slit my throat with the unraveled wire from my spiral-bound notebook.

You mean like sharknado and kungfury?

Humor
That's how you spell it

For the first time ever I stand by...oh wait...I don't stand by anyone or anything except friends and family.

Most things are better than pizza and most things are also worse than sushi.

Arguably aren't you infected by malignant tumor that expels itself painfully and violently after nine months?

We're all gonna get kidney stones

My sister has them around because she periodically has a "rumbly tumbly", as does one of my friends. Whenever I'm around, I just eat their tums like candy.

They're labelled as antacids AND calcium supplements. I suppose they could work as both and might as well market them as such.