Groundhogs are rodents, honey badgers are members of the weasel family.

I've always hated circuses because of the way they enslaved the animals and forced them to do stupid tricks.

Then charged the family $20,000 for the stuffed animal operation. and their Obamacare wouldn't cover it!

WTF is that?

Or he's ashamed of his small .........

47 tongues? I don't know about that. After all she could look like Ruth Ginsberg.

Shame on him! taking advantage of the mentally challenged.

How profound

did you cook those potatoes first?
I once asked the Fed-Ex guy if I could borrow his hammer, "What hammer?" he asked.
"The one you use to beat the shit out of all my packages." I said
"fuck you!" he replied

Wow, 12 years old? What have they been feeding the kid, paint chips?

Left out liable.

They use their "wings" to fly underwater. It's really impressive to see.

They put them in cardboard boxes because they're Finnished.

A friend of mine, many years ago, showed me the tampon paper thing, the blunt tasted like perfume and ruined the "J"

Screw the metric system, we started the industrial revolution, let them change.

It's been many years since I was young and knew everything.

If they really wanted to prove the point, they would have used a bull with horns.....chickens.

A bazillion years of experimentation to get it right.

But not a very good dancer.

Mine always take turns so they can pee on the same spot.