It's also been reposted about 10 times in the last 24 hours

We used to have Woolworths in Canada too but they all closed about 15 years ago.

This is so not true. Even the Canadian Mint has issued a statement that this is not true. Just another canadian stereotype that people keep perpetuating. Now please excuse me while I go back to watching the hockey game in my igloo while eating bacon dipped in beer that I picked up in my dogsled on my way home after a long day of lumber jacking.

These have all been taken from a challenge on reddit to write the scariest stories possible using only 2 sentences. The top 20 were posted on sunnyskyz.com....

It appears as though riding a magic carpet leaves one with major camel toe!

As a Canadian I can 100% confirm that our money does NOT smell like maple syrup.

I'm also Canadian and have never, ever heard of anyone eating horse meat. It's not like it's for sale in the grocery store or anything.