Turn. On. Faucet.

It's done so the owners don't have to see the maulting which looks terrible. Look up chicken maulting.

Pasta

Clearly not all men are pigs.

He didn't know what cilantro was. Maybe still doesn't.

Dr. Seuss? Did you put green eggs in the dough?

Omg why does it give me so much anxiety every time.

Diarrhea strikes?

I feel like every politician has a box like this.

The male turtle "moaning"

Looked like a muffin at first to me. Either way I aint mad.

Yea if you eat it every fucking day

Every fathers dream child daughter

Those two picked the right fucking person to have kids with. Beautiful.

You go glen coco!

What if I told you pubic hair sucks and women shave even if they aren't inrelationships a lot of the time. -female

Maybe it was the guy who came up with the "fuck you mom in your gfs body or fuck your gf in your moms body."

Where is the big now button?

Why is it a foreign accent. This should be an amurican one.

Regular push up bra and a sports bra then you take it off and taking those off is the best feeling ever.

I would want to go just to see if I was tough enough to survive.

lie detector determined that was a lie.

Bad luck Brian

Until Seaworld catches them and then Seaworld is extremely disappointed.

Exploring an ass.