Cloudgatherer

cloudgatherer


"One of God's own prototypes. Some sort of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."

— Cloudgatherer Report User
So a social media justice warrior would be a social justice bard 6 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
I'ma Social Justice Paladin, who's Clipboard of Might deals 1d8 to each bigot in my AOE.
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We have respect 37 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
Well that's retarded. A guy who's like "Cend meh noods, or ura domb beetch" has no game whatsoever. I was saying that stuff from personal experience, as a genuinely nice person, who doesn't treat his woman like shit..
We have respect 37 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
Because we live in a world where nice guys get ran flat the fuck over. Also, for the record, titties will NEVER go out of style, I'ont give a good goddamn what year you were born in.
Also the answer is no. 8 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
Haan? That's a fuckin' Florida stone crab, guys.
Asians making fun of Caucasians 14 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
I'm quite sure they do. They prolly also laugh at our "Tyrannosauric Penis".
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Let's get baked 5 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
Shiiiiit. What do you think keeps that school bus magic? =D
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Freaks 6 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
You're just not from the planet Earth if you put mustard on your Top-Parts.
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Santa is real 8 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
This is my Santa! There are many like it but this one is mine! Without my Santa, I am useless! Without me, my Santa is useless!
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As most wives know, they're dangerous when left to their own devices 6 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
Hell, my food and drink is paid for while I get babysat? I might not come home.
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Karma(dillo) 6 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
I don't care how curved it is; if it's deflecting BULLETS back into the direction of the shooter, we're all in trouble. All hail our new 'Diller Overlords!
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About 7 pounds 4 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
Jesus Christ, I can't even get the shit out of the box without making a hellish mess of little broken spaghetti bits.
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Dogs for sale 2 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
Those are obviously Doughberman Pinschers.
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Karma(dillo) 6 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
What kind of hard ass armadillos do y'all got?! I'm more concerned about these bullet-proof fuckin' super 'Dillers. o_o
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Drop your pants 5 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
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Sea frend 3 comments
cloudgatherer · 6 years ago
He was prolly getting in close so he could un-ass that shoot, boyyy. Otters are fuckin' rapists; look it up.