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Naked 23 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
I've realized and am ashamed that I keep titling my posts "naked" for no particular reason. Sorry for this inconvenience and misunderstanding
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This girl is desperate enough to make up compliments for herself 6 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
Remember awhile ago when that whole comic was going around that went something like "when God made me.. (and just a pinch of sexy) ...oops!" Yeah, that was the worst. Ughhhh
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Tfios 96 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
Is that the carpet or is it my tears? 16 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
" Green is not a creative color "
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If you know what I mean... ;) 10 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
God, this is why I've stopped dating. It's ridiculous for me to cut down my luxurious terrace jungle every time I get in a relationship.
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I can not help but get the feeling that this was intentional. 6 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
whoever made that burger sure is a dick. i hope the manager cums over and sees that.
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THE Move 19 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
I've heard many guys say that "THE Move" hurts like a bitch. I guess your arm kind of just awkwardly stays there and falls asleep and feels all stiff.
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Can I Get A Kiss? 23 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
Those fucking birds have a better love life then I do
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Everyone with pets understands this 2 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
My cat has seen me naked far too many times
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Sometimes reality is harsh 11 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
I know. It would be funny if they hadn't used that word.
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NOT THE DAD 6 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
bystander: I'm worried
"Hi worried, I'm dad."
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If you're approaching a door and don't want to look foolish 1 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
*violently headbutts the door whilst having a nervous breakdown*
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Texts with a dog 7 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
I don't know guys, I'm beginning to suspect these text conversations are made up.
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This really annoyed me 26 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
I looked at a few different websites:
"But possession of a razor blade — even for mere seconds, even if there was a very good reason — violates the school district’s zero tolerance weapons policy. Harris was suspended for 10 days. Administrators recommended her for expulsion."
“I was just trying to help,” she said. “I didn’t like flash it or wave it at anyone. I took it and threw it away.”
Still, even knowing the punishment she faces, Harris told reporters she would have done it the same way all over again.
“Even if I did get in trouble, it didn’t matter as long as I am helping him,” she said.
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Dating 13 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
or slaughter them with a lamp cord and use their remains to make a stew
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That facepalm. XD 4 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
Yes, yes it is.
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For those classic lovers 21 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
My cat's name is Wolfgang
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Soon, they might even be emojiing 5 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
I spent the longest time yesterday trying to explain the word 'bae' to my mom. I'm assuming she still doesn't understand, since she just told me my ass looked bae in my shorts.
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true story 11 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
This is very true. I met a guy, and we got along great and he was very attractive. So, I thought had no hope. The moment after I left he started to talk to my best friend about how he liked me(:
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Attractive squirrel 3 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
That squirrel is prettier than me
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English lesson from one of my fav movies :) 17 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
WHAT IS THIS MOVIE
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Drop it little lamb!! 9 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
Mary had an little lamb
It danced in skips and hops,
It danced into the road one day
And ended up as chops
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Life hack 21 comments
cloudiness · 7 years ago
Whatever you do- DO NOT use whole grain bread. It's been two weeks and I still haven't mopped up all the blood.
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