Feminists better watch out 33 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
It's going to piss your girlfriend off if you say "Go make me a sandwich" This phrase is known as an insult/ a woman in the kitchen joke. Sure, I'll cook. But you're not getting a sandwich tonight, asshole. We already have ingredients for tacos.
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How to raise a child like a champion 30 comments
How to raise a child like a champion 30 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I have seen similar too, but I liked that they were all together and there were new ones(:
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I know its a movie, that's about it 90 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
Go ahead and downvote, but I haven't seen it and don't plan to. I'm already annoyed as hell with most people for singing "Let it go" ALL THE TIME. Not to mention all the posts which I really do not find humorous at all. But hey, that's just my opinion. Maybe I'm too difficult to please.
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Oh, shame on you 6 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
Dory. I can't help the transformation around you, boy. I look into your eyes- so deep, blue- almost aquatic. OH GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN I'M A FISH DEAR LORD
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What... 23 comments
What if 21 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I can say the same to you, my friend. You have no idea who I am- and yet you still choose to call me a bitch over a silly comment.
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What if 21 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
Aye mate, I see you're here in the comment section. Woah partner, there's no need to post that comment about your political opinion. That seems harsh. We wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, right son? Aah, I'm glad you chose to keep your comment to yourself. That shows kindness, self control, and respect. Atta boy.
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Coffee 8 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
They call me an asshole for not coming up with another "they call me coffee.."
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Outrage 3 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
http://www.gslconline.org/Files/carlson/images/sam-i-can-fix-that.png
yes this is my post I'm commenting on but I've been laughing at this for about 15 minutes help
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yes this is my post I'm commenting on but I've been laughing at this for about 15 minutes help
Boots With The Fur (With the Fur) 25 comments
d*ckd*ckd*ckd*ckd*ckd*ckd*ckd*ck 13 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
One time I forgot what a ho-ho was called so I called it a chocolate dildo.
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b*tch I'm Fabulous 9 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I usually write jokes/comics on my assignments. Then I get chosen for "what not to do".
Eat the thumb app 3 comments
The wrong formula but it does add up 17 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
Exactly. Sounds like something I would do. Write down some shit so it looks like you know what's up. Then google the answer.
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The true meaning of synonym 5 comments
On a unicorn I hope 9 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
But, the thing is, I can identify all of those colors easily. What has happened with my life?
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That's a good question 17 comments
Cody knew how to impress 7 comments
This was an adventure from start to finish 15 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
My class was just learning about Schizophrenia. That's pretty fucking terrifying.
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Getting real tired of your shit 3 comments
Give us thomas back 6 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
He hasn't been the same since. He often looses his train of thought. I would like to make better train puns, but diesel do.
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Rings made out of quarters 6 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I've been waiting for someone to give one of these to me. If you're wondering if anyone has, there's been no change.
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