The shrimp is actually picking her up, it just has tiny arms.

I would name it Watermelon.

Mine is that I have a twin. Its not even a secret and we both go to the same highschool but it still took some kids a year and a half to discover it.

I feel bad for the people that didn't read the books because they dont realize how badass McGonagall is.

What my sister does.

What would happen if your ash-diamond was stolen? "Well, Officer, it's a case of burglary and bodysnatching." "You're gonna have to explain."