I'd want bullets of myself. Then I'd tell my best bro to AVENGE my death by shooting the people who killed me through the head. Then I'd be the last thing going through their mind.
What if you slowed down a bit with the killing and shooting a bit here? Just a friendly suggestion. Wouldn't want to upset you since you might very well decide to shoot a round in me or something equally insane and bloodthirsty. :)
Oh cool... But you know, I heard that ashes were also good for the replenishing of the earth. I was watching something on forest fires and it said that the forest used the ashes for something along the lines of replenishing. Can't remember how exactly but couldn't the same be said for human ashes, maybe?
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The thing about forest fires is they're a natural cycle; certain forests become stagnant, with much of the nutrients locked in the trees, the fire releases these nutrients and so new growth can occur. The same doesn't apply to planted trees, the byproducts of decomposition are vastly superior as a fertilizer.
I saw an article similar to this on another site. Except that one included fireworks as an option after death. When I read that I said to myself "you could literally go out with a bang."
Recycling done the right way. And people who say that it's disrespectful to the dead, shut up. I think anyone would be happier being a photo or a vinyl record than rotting in the ground.
what if I just find a few rocks and jump into the sea immediatelly, hoping the fish eat me before anyone has the chance to turn my postmortal remains into a fucking ridiculous thing like an hourglass or a darn stop sign or, god forbid, a pencil someone might use to do their math homework with??
It'd be fucking poetic as fuck.
No, we're mostly water. Our biology is carbon-based.
Also, wait until I'm dead first.