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What about killing youself afterwards? 4 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
What if you kill all the killers and then yourself?
No more killers anywhere yay
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This man's collection of lost apples 8 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
The one on the bottom right is called "Manson Beauty" ... Uhhhhh did Charles Manson have an apple farm?
Facebook screenshot isn't meme 26 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
That's awesome, guys. I used to do Shotokan karate and I thought it'd teach me how to fight but Shotokan is all about the katas and techniques that look really cool and like in a movie, but the sparring happens rarely, and when it does it's all very controlled and samey. Now I do MMA and man, the two just can't compare. Here you learn how to survive a fight. Now of course it's still controlled in a way, you can't have people choking each other till they pass out during the training (as kinky as some people may find it lol). And let me tell you, when a 100kg muscular dude pins you to the ground (I'm a 65kg woman myself) and just the weight of his body knocks your breath out, the adrenaline and fight or flight instincts do kick in.
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Vodka 3 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Actually Crystal Head Vodka is made in the US. The company was founded by Dan Aykroyd (guy from Ghostbusters). Check out JonTron's video about it if you want, it's a pretty funny situation overall.
Facebook screenshot isn't meme 26 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
I love people like this. I just admire the level of mental gymnastics here, how their brain could've even come to the conclusion that in a show with magic, witches, monstrous beasts and more, the most unrealistic thing is a woman holding a sword. It's fucking bonkers.
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Facebook screenshot isn't meme 26 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
That just sounds like you're in a relationship but too afraid of commitment to admit it.
Me and my boyfriend of now 5 years started out that way as well.
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The irony of the new times 5 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
Maybe the dog is old and can't walk anymore but the lady wants it to still experience "walks"
Also I'm 100% in favor of people keeping their crotch goblins on a leash
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They are an economical bunch, those boomers 5 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
Indeed.
They did it by tax evasion.
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You gotta be loyal 9 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
I'm loyal to tap water
I put it in a reusable bottle so I don't waste plastic
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Would have been cheaper to just buy the game 3 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
You got a free black flag to show your allegiance to the pirates!
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Works for me 5 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Motherfucker
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Approachability 4 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Ah yes
The bitchy resting face
I apparently have that and resting sad face at the same time
I'm a sad bitch
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Too bad You're too weak to mate, mate 3 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
No wonder they're endangered
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It's more cost-effective than buying a new outfit for every day of my life 4 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Seriously though am I the only one who wears one outfit for the whole week (two if I'm feeling fancy)? It seems everyone around me wears a different one every day. Where do they get the time to think about them and put them together?
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What's next? 42 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
That's just... Wow. I don't even know whose ass are you pulling that from. Read the actual bill and think about it for more than 0.2 seconds, please.
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What's next? 42 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
"Pffft come on nobody is forcing poor people to be slaves at gunpoint"
"SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE WILL LITERALLY MAKE DOCTORS INTO SLAVES!!!"
Gee, at least have a bit of consistency.
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Yeah me too 2 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Damn rich werewolves
Who needs intelligence anyways? 7 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
What if the rest of the post was "he was enough of a bad example for us to create an institutional framework for international cooperation?"
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@tnoz 11 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
To be fair dolphins try to fuck almost everything, don't they? I don't think humans are an exception.
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Humiliating defeat! 2 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Baby steps. Start going to the gym, you'll feel healthier. Start looking for a job but evaluate your priorities, you don't have to take the first thing if it seems like a shit job that'd only make you miserable. Help your aunt with chores. Little things like that. Progress doesn't happen overnight.
What's next? 42 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
But clearly not the rights of people who work for less than a living wage, which is actual wage slavery.
Also doctors in countries with socialized health care are still paid pretty well. Please do your research instead of regurgitating bad Ben Shapiro talking points.
Broomantic 2 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
The smol one on the right trying to fit in by also climbing a broom... my heart
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Amazon is a PRIME example of when extreme Capitalism goes too far 31 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Amazon pays its employees so little many of them have to be on food stamps. Therefore, in a way, Amazon is receiving government help, since the government has to make up for what Amazon should be paying the people in the first place. Therefore, Jeff Bezos is the world's biggest welfare queen. Let's put this out there and shame him or politicians into doing something about it.
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*happy prancing noises* 1 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
Thrift stores are the best thing since sliced bread.
Good quality clothes for so little money? Hell yeah. Plus you're not supporting companies that use unethical labor with your money.
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Now they can lock eyes with you as they mow you down and assert their robotic dominance 2 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
This sounds like a joke but tbh eye contact is very important while driving. That's how you know the other driver is aware of you. Once I was crossing a road on a pedestrian crossing and I saw a car approaching, the driver was an old man who looked like he didn't even know what was going on around him, like he had horse blinders on his eyes. I decided to let him pass before crossing but the guy in front of me assumed the old man would let him cross as he was going slowly, but no, the old man would've run him over if he didn't jump out of the way at the last second.
That's why eye contact is important.
And why old people should retake their driving exams regularly once they're over a certain age.
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