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Chinese children fingers work faster under oppression 1 comments
ewqua · 22 weeks ago
When I read "elves" my thoughts first went to Tolkien elves and got a little confused as to why Legolas would ever make rocking horses.
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I wish i could do this 3 comments
ewqua · 24 weeks ago
Problem is, the filthy rich didn't become filthy rich by doing that. They became filthy rich by, well kinda doing the exact opposite.
Except for Mr Beast I guess.
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Who? 2 comments
ewqua · 25 weeks ago
Those feathery, hooty fiends... *shakes fist*
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Basically yeah 2 comments
ewqua · 25 weeks ago
There was Thurston but he passed away the same day as the Queen.
I didn't mourn the Queen but I sure as hell mourned the King.
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Yeah basically 7 comments
ewqua · 26 weeks ago
My boyfriend is a picky eater whereas I'm a human trashcan, I'll eat everything (well, almost everything... I can't stand mushrooms because of the smell and texture) and I love discovering new things. So far it's been... interesting. Buuuut I got him to try Indian food and he loves it now! *takes a victory lap*
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Hospitable Toad 3 comments
ewqua · 29 weeks ago
Ah yes. The classic determined face -> vroooom -> car suddenly goes faster
Because nobody has figured out you have to go fast in a race before lol
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Flat freight strapping 1 comments
ewqua · 29 weeks ago
I love how the edit has a more normally proportioned face lol
And okay, okay, I know it's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance. But Charlie Kirk is, let's just say, not very nice either, so idc.
Hmm 1 comments
ewqua · 31 weeks ago
I've never heard a guy say "my gf/wife won't let me go" without everyone around immediately becoming awkwardly quiet and *very* concerned. So idk maybe you hang out with trash people.
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Able cathartic overconfident 1 comments
ewqua · 31 weeks ago
I'm just miffed they haven't cast him as Gomez Addams in any Addams Family movie yet. C'mon, he's perfect for that role!
Ensconced rotten honest 4 comments
ewqua · 32 weeks ago
Idk, maybe I'm an a-hole but if I was in that situation I think I'd just use all the extra time for self-improvement, or just work on my own stuff. Like, they're still paying me but they're also trying to screw me over and make me quit? Two can play that game.
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Tinder be like 4 comments
ewqua · 35 weeks ago
The perfect litmus test. Anyway what are y'all reading? I recently finished the Dune series and started reading (well, I'll be honest, listening to... I just like audiobooks better) the Wheel of Time series. It's fun!
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Lurkers check 13 comments
ewqua · 38 weeks ago
I'm alive and still doing a lot of sewing hahaha. Just made a big fantasy cloak yesterday. No time for posting it (also my phone camera broke :c) or commenting much unfortunately, but I live and lurk!
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Just like you 1 comments
ewqua · 42 weeks ago
Also historians: This man never got married and lived with his roommate for 30 years. They must've been really good friends!
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Lifehack! 1 comments
ewqua · 43 weeks ago
Yup, same
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An iridescent pileus cloud over China 4 comments
ewqua · 44 weeks ago
Oh no the gays are nuking China
And some phonk aswell 1 comments
ewqua · 47 weeks ago
Wow. That's so me.
I have the power of god, anime, and family on my side 1 comments
ewqua · 47 weeks ago
Okay but hear me out: the Bible but it's a 20+ vol. manga drawn in JoJo style
Oh noes .. 3 comments
ewqua · 48 weeks ago
"It went absolutely not excellent" is my new favorite phrase
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ankh 1 comments
ewqua · 48 weeks ago
Ed-ward...
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I'm 35 and same 2 comments
ewqua · 48 weeks ago
No worries, I'm 26 and feel the same. Wtf is "rizzed up"???
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polite 2 comments
ewqua · 49 weeks ago
And all the nuts! So many nuts!
Giant squid 2 comments
ewqua · 49 weeks ago
Giant squids are awesome!
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Anyone wants to rotate some cows? 2 comments
ewqua · 50 weeks ago
Rotate? Pffft. I can make a cow dance in my mind! And she's really groovin'!
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Drinking mud water atm 2 comments
ewqua · 50 weeks ago
*26 year old me. Coffee is gross lol
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The only natural response is passive resistance 1 comments
ewqua · 51 weeks ago
My bf tells me my butt is huge all the time.
And I'm like hell yeah, squats
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