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Just like you 1 comments
ewqua · 3 weeks ago
Also historians: This man never got married and lived with his roommate for 30 years. They must've been really good friends!
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Lifehack! 1 comments
ewqua · 5 weeks ago
Yup, same
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An iridescent pileus cloud over China 4 comments
ewqua · 5 weeks ago
Oh no the gays are nuking China
And some phonk aswell 1 comments
ewqua · 8 weeks ago
Wow. That's so me.
I have the power of god, anime, and family on my side 1 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Okay but hear me out: the Bible but it's a 20+ vol. manga drawn in JoJo style
Oh noes .. 3 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
"It went absolutely not excellent" is my new favorite phrase
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ankh 1 comments
ewqua · 10 weeks ago
Ed-ward...
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I'm 35 and same 2 comments
ewqua · 10 weeks ago
No worries, I'm 26 and feel the same. Wtf is "rizzed up"???
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polite 2 comments
ewqua · 10 weeks ago
And all the nuts! So many nuts!
Giant squid 2 comments
ewqua · 11 weeks ago
Giant squids are awesome!
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Anyone wants to rotate some cows? 2 comments
ewqua · 11 weeks ago
Rotate? Pffft. I can make a cow dance in my mind! And she's really groovin'!
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Drinking mud water atm 2 comments
ewqua · 12 weeks ago
*26 year old me. Coffee is gross lol
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The only natural response is passive resistance 1 comments
ewqua · 12 weeks ago
My bf tells me my butt is huge all the time.
And I'm like hell yeah, squats
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Noice 2 comments
ewqua · 12 weeks ago
One of these days they'll have the police shoot at the rainbow when it appears in the sky.
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Gold, as to a king; Myrrh, as to one who was mortal; And Monster energy drink, as to a 1 comments
ewqua · 12 weeks ago
Hot take: the Alpha Beta Sigma Ligma stuff is the toxic male equivalent of astrology.
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Sounds evil. I'm in. 2 comments
ewqua · 12 weeks ago
I would 100% join the Brotherhood of Evil Gays and I'm not even gay.
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Oooh, spicy! 2 comments
ewqua · 12 weeks ago
I agree! And frankly the remake was better than most of the old sequels.
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nft 2 comments
ewqua · 13 weeks ago
Advice? Ask him to marry your mom ASAP. He's smart.
Ngl heman spitting straight facts 2 comments
ewqua · 13 weeks ago
Well, you can kinda say that about anything arbitrarily. Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck. Therefore any classification beyond "duck" and "non-duck" doesn't matter. Bam! Checkmate... atheists?
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Or do I? 1 comments
ewqua · 13 weeks ago
But is it because you're uncomfortable with your sexuality? Have you tried it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Real men cry 1 comments
ewqua · 14 weeks ago
Poor baby. I'd cry too.
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Yeah, what's up with that? 2 comments
ewqua · 14 weeks ago
Audiobooks really help with that because you can do other stuff while listening and don't have to make a conscious effort and maintain focus to read. At least that's how I got through the original 6 Dune books in a month, lol.
But I understand they're not for everyone. I used to dislike them because I found it hard to focus on them while doing something else, but I figured it out eventually.
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It was cold wind probably , no ? 6 comments
ewqua · 14 weeks ago
Personally, not while peeing but I do get random shivers sometimes. No idea what they're triggered by.
A cat is fine too 1 comments
ewqua · 14 weeks ago
Yah but tbh all the monster girls are still drawn as hot or, at the very least, cute. Reminds me of that meme with female and male fantasy races like orcs or satyrs, where the female versions are all just the same model in a bikini with a recolored skin. There is a difference IMO, from personal experience.
It's also interesting that Beauty and the Beast is the "benchmark" used here because the novel was originally written to prepare young girls for arranged marriages. So that girls would get used to marrying a "monster" – aka a rich asshole their parents chose.
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More of a product than art imo 1 comments
ewqua · 14 weeks ago
To be fair, that's not inaccurate to the source material. The later books are EXTREMELY horny... but still have that same dry, philosophical tone. It's, uh, weird to say the least.