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Big Bubble did that in the Indian subcontinent (96-98) 6 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
I don't remember comics but I do remember tattoos!
Big Bubble did that in the Indian subcontinent (96-98) 6 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
Just report him/her/them, y'all.
angel 1 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
I have no idea who talked to a donkey
But Muhammad had a flying donkey, right?
Idk all these Judaism sequels are confusing to me.
Man up 2 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
Here's my two cents (I'm a woman though so maybe my opinion doesn't count here. Also yes I understand it's a joke but I've seen variations of this all over the internet so I'm guessing there's a grain of truthfulness in these jokes): if you worry about your masculinity so much that everything you do has to reflect how "not gay" you are, that screams insecurities to me. I find men who genuinely enjoy their hobbies, even if they are not traditionally masculine hobbies, much cooler than dudes who pretend to like manly things just for the "masculine prestige". In other words, the dude who bakes pink cupcakes with sprinkles and is willing to defend his hobby from arseholes is imo more manly than the dude who tries so hard to let everyone know how cool cars and sports are just so that they can nod and clap to how masculine he is for liking them.
That said if you genuinely enjoy stereotypically gender conforming things, all the power to you, don't let anyone shame you either.
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Captivating blue eyes 20 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
That is very cool.
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Captivating blue eyes 20 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
There's obviously at least some color correction done I mean come on
Humans are clever 1 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
Cobras are majestic animals, how dare you try to kill them off ya tea sipping twats
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Some useful stuff 7 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
I just have Atube catcher downloaded on my PC. It's a free app that downloads YouTube videos, it lets you choose the quality and file type and as far as I know it doesn't show ads or beg you for money.
Captivating blue eyes 20 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
*Photoshop
School's dealing with the devil 10 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Tbh 8AM classes aren't that bad if you don't have a lot of classes afterwards. Going from 8AM to like 5 PM (or even 8PM sometimes in my case) with only a few breaks is deadly, I know it might sound enticing to stuff all your classes into two or three days a week to have freedom for the rest of the week but you're gonna hate going to school if you do that. Which, y'know, is kinda demotivating if you wanna finish that degree. Luckily I've learned my lesson in the first semester and spaced out my classes a bit better in the following semesters.
8AM classes with only one class afterwards are great imo, you have tons of free time AND you'll get stuff done since you'll be in a studying mood.
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Robin Williams digital portrait drawn by me! 3 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Oh captain my captain
I'm not crying, you're crying ;_;
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Just HBO things 1 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
He has the eyebrows for it
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Fanatic 3 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
The little dog's reaction to the stuffed dog tho
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Living amuck earsplitting Opossum 9 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I 100% agree with the message, but is it just me or are the pictures edited?
I was today years old 9 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
How old were you when you found out it doesn't really matter as long as there are no significant changes in the product's texture, color or feel
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Truly not safe for work 5 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
"RyanCreamer" good name, good message, good dude.
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Someone here cares 4 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Organizing is the shit. It may take you a few hours or even days if you're a mega hoarder but having a new, functioning system in your closet/apartment/whatever is such a good feeling.
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No wonder 7 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Wow okay this legitimately explains the last few months of my life. I'm a bit worried now
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*hits blunt* 5 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
When you wanna hang out with the boys but you have to babysit your little bro
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All the time 8 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Well damn, guess I'll be seeing you in one of them shampoo ads, then
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All the time 8 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
I now realize the last part might sound a bit off. What I meant was, if you want your hair to be perfect for you and not for others, then you do you. I'm just saying that most people can hardly tell the difference. We tend to think that everyone examines us and judges us but people just don't usually notice stuff like that from my experience.
All the time 8 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
That's awesome. I tan really easily but in winter I'm pale as the moon.
Yeah, I have this swimsuit that has cross over straps at the back and the tan lines look cool when I wear that. But I mean like, if you're not really thin, chances are you have a bit of fat around your stomach and back, as most people do, so then if you wanna tan while sitting down because you wanna read a book or something, you're gonna get flab lines, which are considerably less attractive than cool swimsuit strap lines. So you just gotta be 100% horizontal to tan properly.
I wash my hair once a week at the most, cut it myself and don't care about hiding it from rain or salt water. I still get complimented on it fairly often, even by strangers. So I think people don't care if your hair is 100% perfect, it just has to have a healthy vibe. It also helps if you have a haircut that fits your face shape and such, I guess.
All the time 8 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
Noooooo I hate sunbathing. If you wanna do it right and not end up with weird tan lines and patches you gotta be in a super specific position and not move an inch, no reading, no listening to music or playing games on your phone (and also electronic devices overheat like hell in such heat so you shouldn't use them a lot anyway), just laying there, doing nothing. I always get bored after a few minutes. And also sweaty and gross (I don't handle the heat very well, I'm a winter person), so for me swimming, diving and just messing around in the sea I the best.
Also, to the hair thing, if you only go vacationing once or twice a year, and you take care of your hair the rest of the year, this won't do much damage.
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Chicken Nuggets are worth dying for 7 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
In other news, water is wet
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Praise jeebus 4 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
I just skip breakfast tbh. It's not as bad for you as some people say, and it helps me keep my calorie intake low. Instead of breakfast I just have soy milk with green tea (soy milk because apparently regular milk cancels some of the benefits in green tea, and also because powdered soy milk is inexpensive and doesn't go bad after two days). It sounds weird but it's actually awesome, the taste is similar to the Japanese green tea KitKat.