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Story time 4 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I usually imagined Spiderman, or sometimes a guy skateboarding.
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Hurr durr 1 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
He looks like he's doing the Thriller dance
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How's it's done 2 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Same, Lauren. Same.
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Yes plz 8 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I'm 100% on board! A month ago I made myself this high-low poncho-y cloak inspired by Serena Joy from Handmaid's Tale (obv I don't like her as a character but damn does she dress well) and got a bunch of compliments on it! So I'm intending to make a full on long cloak as well. People really don't expect how warm they are, the one I made is only one layer of fleece fabric, but it's warmer than lined coats!
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Emotional blackmail 1 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
That episode was awesome because they don't tell you what he was watching until the very end so you think (well, I thought anyway) that he was just a panicked teen who thought he was gonna get busted for regular porn but then they reveal this fact and it's like, oh shit
Be the monster you were meant to be. Not the monster they made you. 4 comments
ewqua · 3 weeks ago
Ugh, this hits hard. My dad has narcissistic tendencies (his mother is way worse though) so my gut reaction is usually to be a total doormat as kids growing up in narcissistic households often do, but I do feel that spiteful darkness in me sometimes, especially when I feel like I'm being treated unfairly. Recently I've been trying to get some self confidence and stand up for myself more, in a positive and constructive way, not in a "I'm better than everyone" way, but damn it is hard. Usually when I feel like I've overstepped, I go back to doormat mode.
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Duddy is trapped in a shower with a strange woman! Comment to FREE him, or upvote to LOCK 4 comments
ewqua · 3 weeks ago
Nooooo Duddyyyyyy someone let him out
Exercise could save your life 4 comments
ewqua · 3 weeks ago
I can definitely relate, though I always thought it was just because when I don't work out I feel like a lazy slob, therefore my mental health declines. And also because working out releases dopamine and serotonin.
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The good days 11 comments
ewqua · 4 weeks ago
Cruising around in San Andreas with a jetpack > everything else
Tis' the season 1 comments
ewqua · 5 weeks ago
Yeah, I was actually thinking about this recently. In the olden days, people who figured out that you have to boil water in order to sanitize it as well as which herbs to use for what purpose were basically considered practitioners of witchcraft but they were just really early scientists!
Also, I can definitely get behind the idea of delicious soup being witchcraft. No I'm not "just cooking", I'm making a potion of onion, garlic, tomato and red pepper! There's my magic wand, what do you mean it just looks like a regular stick blender? It's magic, okay?!
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Got any more of them pixels 1 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
We're moving into your neighborhood!
You know we're trying out best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle.
(That skit is gold)
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Smells fishy 2 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
That fish at the bottom right is staring directly into my soul
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Depends what you mean by okay 6 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
Hmm, for me it's not that they'll turn out "okay" necessarily, but more so that things will just... continue. Like, if we fuck up the planet to the point we won't be able to survive on it, eventually the ecosystem will recover, just without us. Things will continue, we might just not be there to see it.
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Love yourself, damnit! 7 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
Yes. Damn, this is accurate.
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Be Gay Do Crime! 1 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
I think eclecticanecdotes just read his last name and assumed he was a gay man.
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School is teaching some good stuff now 1 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
My Polish is very rusty (read: I can only understand some of it because it's somewhat similar to my mother tongue) but I think the name of the textbook is "Volatile chemistry", and the leaf in the corner says New Era. So it seems like one of those "new, modern, hip with the kids" kind of textbooks which is awesome. They're either funny or cringy, in which case it usually ends up being perfect meme material and the levels of cringe overflow so much it loops back into being funny.
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As long as we're being honest 4 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Not caring and treating it normally is actually like literally Satanic because it inhibits the good, God fearing Christians' right to dictate what other people do in their bedrooms, lol
Which would be worst a COD lobby at 3am or 10 year olds of Xbox live chat 2 comments
ewqua · 8 weeks ago
Most of them would be "Look at this cat!" as I send my boyfriend a pic or video of a cute cat
Rowan Atkinson with his McLaren F1 4 comments
ewqua · 8 weeks ago
Yeah the whole image has weird lighting. But I like that his sweater matches the car.
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Necromancy! 1 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Retirement? What retirement?
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Ringading 5 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
DA DA DA
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The more things change the more they stay the same 4 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Based 1 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
And sadpilled
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It's a good poiint 10 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
I guess I'm just not into team sports in general. I'm a martial arts fiend so I much prefer watching a fight and seeing the techniques they come up with.
That said, hockey is infinitely cooler than for instance soccer where the players trip and pretend to be hurt every two minutes lol.
Oh noes .. 9 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Fair point. They are very entertaining indeed!
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