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Barbie 2020, basically 5 comments
ewqua · 3 hours ago
I was just about to say it has Holy Grail peasant vibes when I realized it's a very similar quote hahaha
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just
because some watery tart threw a sword at you! "
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Wait it’s all the same game? 1 comments
ewqua · 1 day ago
Always has been
Well, yes 1 comments
ewqua · 1 day ago
I'll buy your entire stock!
Should've rolled it up, and smothered it in maple syrup 7 comments
ewqua · 1 day ago
I tried the banana+Nutella thing at a French market years ago thing and it was a good combination! Just make sure there isn't too much Nutella or it becomes overwhelming.
Or I guess a different chocolatey spread or just melted chocolate, if you're concerned about the ethics of Nutella production. I haven't bought it for years either tbh.
For some reason I can only imagine maple syrup going with the thick, American style pancakes, not thin crepes. I guess it's just the cultural connotation.
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Cúnt 11 comments
ewqua · 1 day ago
I have no problem with it as long as you teach them proper safety and keep the guns locked up when you're not teaching/training. Handling weapons is a useful skill but you Yanks gotta make it so guns are not freely accessible to kids and crazies.
Should've rolled it up, and smothered it in maple syrup 7 comments
ewqua · 1 day ago
Title: maple syrup is great but have you ever had crepes with fruit marmalade? Or better, Nutella and sliced bananas?
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Cúnt 11 comments
ewqua · 1 day ago
Understandable. Just keep them out of reach of kids and lunatics.
Nothing like a little murder to lift the spirits 3 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
Oh yeah. Crows remember, and they hold grudges. Mess with a crow and the crow will tell every other crow in the neighborhood, and they'll fuck you up.
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Anon has a Dream 3 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
Dude I have no idea what you're smoking but I'd like some as well.
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Always conflicted 1 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
Honestly though going all Marie Kondo on your stuff every once in a while is hella satisfying.
Cúnt 11 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
What? Is there an epidemic of rock murders in Australia that I'm not aware of?
A LOT of shit 4 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Just like the mafia!
And lots of terrorist organizations.
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Today, in Mexico, women are on strike. I'm the only person in the office 6 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Good! When the companies see the productivity dropped by 90% they might consider giving their female employees a raise.
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Such is the Czech way 10 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Ha! Some of the walls built in Czechia before WWII still last to this day. They tried to blow them up with dynamite but the stuff just jumped up a bit and fell back into place.
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A LOT of shit 4 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Help! I'm being repressed!
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Why would you call it that 2 comments
ewqua · 4 days ago
Ooooh Is that why the Romans used garum? To make a bunch of salty condiment out of a bit of salt?
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Let them eat 4 comments
ewqua · 4 days ago
Oh yeah I tried this low carb thing as well. I tried a bunch of stuff lol, low calories, low fat, low carb. Turns out I fucked up my metabolism so much I could eat 800 calories a day (which I did) and not lose a gram.
Thankfully I'm now eating better again, 1500-2000 calories a day and lots of protein, I'm not tired all the time anymore and my workout performance is so much better.
Seriously, this assumption that weight loss means eating salads and apples or trying various diets is horrible, it makes people eat bad and feel bad.
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This is a CAKE! My wife made this by molding fondant to a knit pattern for the 4-year 11 comments
ewqua · 4 days ago
I had a classmate in elementary school who would bite his long sleeves when he was wearing a long sleeved tee or a sweater. Just the thought of fabric between teeth makes my skin crawl, and for so long I thought I was in the minority lol.
Motorheads are just another kind of autist 8 comments
ewqua · 4 days ago
I really want to get a cool old muscle car, like the 67 Chevy Impala (yes I'm a Supernatural fan) or something with a similar look but I don't have the skills, knowledge or time to maintain one. *cries in clumsy*
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Should go for a C section at that point 13 comments
ewqua · 4 days ago
Apparently that's to put the bowel in a looser position. That's why a lot of people are getting the squatty potty or some knockoff thereof, because it's easier and healthier to poop while squatting rather than sitting.
I don't have the squatty potty myself but I've been thinking of getting one. Not because I have any issues fortunately, but just to see if it'd feel better I guess?
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ewqua · 4 days ago
I know some girls like older guys precisely because they're more experienced and whatnot but my brain just screams that it can put you in a vulnerable position. I think a larger age gap can work when you're both already out of school, working full time jobs etc because then there's not such a power imbalance, but a 29 year old dating an 18 year old doesn't sit well with me. Same goes for housewife - breadwinner type situations. I understand that some people prefer that lifestyle and I hope it works out well for them, but I couldn't bring myself to be put in a situation where I'm entirely financially dependent on someone, because it provides such an amazing way to control a person.
Anyway my ramblings aren't really going anywhere so I'll just reiterate, we can't judge based on this post only but I am totally getting uncomfortable vibes.
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ewqua · 4 days ago
Exactly my thoughts. Saying "I don't like having sex with you and I tried to trick you into getting in shape" sounds pretty mean. Maybe an older guy who relies on girls with lower self esteem or something. Or maybe he's just a tactless bozo and doesn't know how to say it nicely. Idk, we can't judge an entire relationship from this one post, but I am getting slightly creepy vibes. I remember how naive I was when I was 18 and getting into a relationship with someone 11 years older who's a) at a completely different place in life, b) so willing to enter a relationship with someone so young, naive and inexperienced... a guy tried that stuff on me when I was 13 and he was like 25 and I had to be the mature one and tell him it absolutely wouldn't work, not to mention eww dude I was a kid.
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I painted my friend for his birthday 5 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
Reminds me of that "Chad yes" meme
Whatta good boi 3 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
What had me laughing the most is "Juicy juice". What a name.
Here’s your sign 6 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
The saddest thing is because of these Covidiots, businesses have to close, people lose their jobs and source of income, all just because a bunch of morons didn't want to wear a mask.