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Please, Steve. I really don't want to hear about your weekend D&D session 1 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
And then you hit them with the "wow that's crazy" yet they're still talking
That said I'd love to hear about Steve's D&D session
It ain't real wtf are you talking about?! 4 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Yeah someone must've planted it there as a reference to something I did. Whoever they are, they're out to get me. No I'm not paranoid, why are you asking? WAS IT YOU WHO PLANTED THE FLAG????
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American Sniper 2: Suicide Mission 2 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
The more people she names before she's "suicided", the better. The world needs to know who these sick fucks are.
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yiss 2 comments
ewqua · 6 days ago
It's all fun and games until you get overly attached and emotional about one scenario and suddenly you can't even listen to that song without imagining it.
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Tastes like rust and carbon monoxide 2 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Uhm, do you also have a diet version?
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Tax money being put to good use again 16 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Seems like an overreaction tbh. They have one unified questionnaire and their inner bureaucracy requires them to have all questions answered. Big whoop.
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A hole 7 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Ha, I had bikinis with pockets when I was a teen. The top was a regular bikini top with ties and the bottom was like swim trunks but shorter. They were cool but chafed my inner thighs like hell lmao.
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Never give a witch your true name 1 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
"My name Is Nanya"
"Nanya?"
"Nanya Business!"
*crowd cheers as the witch starts crying and then melts*
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On the importance of proper emoji use 8 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Imo the older you get the less of a deal an age gap becomes, and it's important that both partners are on the same "level". So for instance a 25 year old dating a 37 year old is fine (if they understand each other, which could potentially be another hurdle) since they're both likely out of school and working. But rewind 5 years and it could be a bit sus because the younger partner, in this case the girl, would still be in school and there could be a power imbalance and potential for manipulation through finances and status. This is also why I personally wouldn't enter into a "homemaker + breadwinner" type of arrangement, I absolutely do not judge people who do and I wish them all the luck and happiness in the world, but there's just a lot of room for manipulation or even abuse when one partner is so much more dependant on the other. Idk maybe I'm just paranoid and distrustful lol.
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Potatoes! 1 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Oh hey it's Eddy Burback
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Lifting is the best way to maintain your memory as you age 6 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Ah, I wish I could do this but I've noticed that trying to focus on both the book and the workout makes me half ass both. In the end I don't feel as good about the workout and I don't remember much from the book.
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Red flags 6 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
Dang, calm the fuck down Lyz
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Thoughts on villains 4 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
How convenient, I just finished watching the new episodes of The Boys and this is spot on. There's been a lot of sympathetic non-villains on TV lately but the writers of The Boys really know how to make good villains.
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ahh 2 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
Yup, same. I've always found it extremely overrated.
Smells like fragile masculinity to me 11 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
I think it's code for "bunch of chemicals you can't pronounce and honestly probably shouldn't be putting on your skin". But to be fair women's perfumes contain those too.
Side note: recently I found out you can make your own reed diffuser fragrance with just essential oils, baby oil, and a wee bit of rubbing alcohol or vodka, so that's pretty dope.
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Sigmus maximus 5 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
It's on the internet so it has to be real!
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Pyoingngngngn 11 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
*whistles and twiddles thumbs while looking away*
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Pyoingngngngn 11 comments
ewqua · 2 weeks ago
If you fart it'll sound like a kazoo
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It's better now 2 comments
ewqua · 4 weeks ago
Now there are two mysterious smiles!
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Rollercoaster 4 comments
ewqua · 4 weeks ago
Yup, that's 100% me in the future. "Wait did I plant sweet peppers or chillis here? Was the basil next to the mint? Uhhh whatever I'll just water everything." How my plants haven't died and actually appear to be thriving is a mystery to me.
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Dark 1 comments
ewqua · 4 weeks ago
Dad: I fear no man... but that thing *looks at school*... it scares me
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Someone had a hole planet named after their an*s 8 comments
ewqua · 4 weeks ago
Duh, no wonder he's not in the records, he didn't pay taxes to the authoritarian Romans occupying Judea!
I mean what have they ever given to us? The Aqueduct? Yeah, they did give us that. Sanitation? And the roads, but those go without saying. Irrigation? Medicine? Education? Fair enough. And the wine.
Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the freshwater system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?!
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Someone had a hole planet named after their an*s 8 comments
ewqua · 4 weeks ago
Jesus Christ having Christianity named after him: Pfft. Amateurs.
Roll a d20 for intelligence 2 comments
ewqua · 5 weeks ago
Hell yeah. My kind of guy.
*spends 5 hours making character*
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Whether you believe in God or not I think we can both agree with this 7 comments
ewqua · 5 weeks ago
I originally wrote "mostly" before good things and bad things but I thought it'd be too wordy and people would get the gist of it regardless.
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