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Respect our wildlife 5 comments
ewqua · 2 days ago
Lol owls are actually not very smart. I don't know how they ever became the symbol of knowledge and wisdom, they're kinda idiots. Adorable idiots, that is.
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???? Lithops, Succulents that resemble colorful rocks ???? 7 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Me, a terrible pun maker: rockulents
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This 11 piece layered owl I made from birchwood is HUGE 2 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
And also gorgeous!
Better than brazil 3 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Not as good as Nazi pug tho
Better than brazil 3 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Oh man, I saw this investigative "documentary" or however else you wanna call it (y'know the History Channel kind, not totally trustworthy but interesting nonetheless... I think it was called Hunting Hitler) about Nazis fleeing to Latin America. Apparently there was a priest in Northern Italy who Christened them and gave them new identities, and apparently he wasn't the only one, the Catholic Church at the time had a bunch of priests and higher officials who supported the Nazis. THE COLLUSION IS REAL.
Carving wood is like therapy so I created a piece made entirely of it 5 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Yeah, I'm the exact same, I can sew both by hand and on the machine, make costumes and stuff out of foam and glue, and while cooking I can cut veggies into perfect little matchsticks. When I'm really hyper-focused I can do stuff like that... and then three seconds later I go get a drink and bump my hip on the table corner lol.
I guess what I'm a little afraid of is getting distracted and... stuff happening. But I'll definitely go check out my local arts and crafts stores for carving tools, once they're open again in my country.
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Carving wood is like therapy so I created a piece made entirely of it 5 comments
ewqua · 3 days ago
Amazing! I've been thinking about trying wood carving as well because I've heard it's really relaxing. But I'm really clumsy and I'm afraid I'd manage to cut off a finger or something lol.
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Demonic uneven Vulture 10 comments
ewqua · 4 days ago
I was told by a doctor that I probably don't, that I'm just tall. The person who suspected it was just my grandma who used to work at a genetics lab when she was young. She basically met with a doctor friend of hers who looked at me and was like "nah, probably not" so I don't know if an actual examination would be useful or if my grandma was just exaggerating, as she often does lol.
Yeah I don't do great in most regular gloves either, that's why I wear fingerless gloves in winter, it doesn't get that cold where I live so they're sufficient.
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Demonic uneven Vulture 10 comments
ewqua · 4 days ago
I was suspected of having it because I'm tall and have long and thin arms lol. But I don't think I do, idk never got tested but my arms aren't freakishly long nor do I have a wingspan longer than my height, I think. People with Marfan's also have long fingers and can apparently be great violinists and pianists for that reason.
Banana bread 3 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
I don't know, but it might actually be good if you also put in some chocolate spread and whipped cream on top, maybe? Crepes with nutella and banana are popular, so why not strudels?
Banana bread 3 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
Banana bread is good. But have you ever had apple strudel? Magical.
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Solution 2020 4 comments
ewqua · 6 days ago
To be fair it might just be better than what we have now
I mean it probably won't solve the pandemic but at least we might get a nice and not too expensive shrubbery out of it
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Yeah, a me party 2 comments
ewqua · 6 days ago
Damn, I love food as much as any other gal (tbh probably more) but even I couldn't eat 3 whole pizzas. That said, I could probably eat spicy food ad infinitum.
Not cool 2 comments
ewqua · 6 days ago
That's a very aesthetically pleasing checkmark
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The perfect man 4 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Maybe you don't have a gf because you smell like Mountain Dew all the time lol
Jk I don't actually mean it, I wish this dude and his body wash the best.
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Imagine being an emo just becaouse you are sad, just be depressed like a normal adult lmao 6 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Lol I'm right in the middle there. I usually dress kinda semi-formal / smart casual, minimalist, and all black. I try my best to walk the fine line.
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Cursed Images Day 21 - I May Have Bought the Wrong One 6 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I need to bleach my eyes now
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Dumb woman 8 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I should try Aleppo soap, I've been using soap with charcoal because my skin is acne prone, and also bought hemp soap once because I had some kind of rash or eczema on my arm (it worked really well!). Haven't tried baby oil either but I'm running out of moisturizer so I might give it a go.
My favorite miraculous hygiene thing is using apple cider vinegar mixed with water (10% vinegar, 90% water) instead of conditioner. I pour that over my hair, wait for 5 minutes or more and then rinse it out. No dandruff, shiny, healthy hair, and the scalp gets greasy slower. Amazing stuff!
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Life gave me onions 5 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
My grandma used to make me this kind of onion syrup for my cold. Tasted horrible but worked really well!
Dumb woman 8 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I decided to start dodging this gender rubbish in hygiene products altogether and use solid soaps and shampoos lol. They're great btw, eco friendly too because there's no plastic packaging.
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Family gatherings can be hazardous 4 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Honestly that sounds great, I should try it too.
Hand!! 2 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I mean, that is indeed the expression Dorian would make when someone ruins his map
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Leave the Peach Cobbler alone 6 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I knew the first bit, didn't know that it was also a dish! Thank you!
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Leave the Peach Cobbler alone 6 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I don't get this. Like, at all. Maybe I'm missing some cultural context? Or maybe my brain just isn't working because I'm tired lol.
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sad 18 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Can relate. Did this make me better at math, or learning in general? No. Did it make me have a panic attack whenever someone raises their voice at me? Yes.
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