I always see it fucking white and gold an then someone shows me a different picture and I cant even comprehend how tf the colors would change that dramatically, its bullshit, someone is lying to me, fucking white and gold all the way

Ken M strikes again

Oh god I despise Sugar Cookies

Oceanhorse?

That's what I was thinking the whole time I read it XD

follow them... NOW

Shes a keeper

as far as I know, Jesus is the fastest man on water

It's nearly orgasmic

That is the coolest picture of a keyboard I have ever seen

That's absolutely horrifying

I had to read it like 3 times before I realized it said blind man, I was so confused

I'm glad I got here before the comments about "craving that mineral" arrived

For a second I thought it was because the arrow was pointing at his knee, then I saw their shirts

I wish to become a set of pencils that are given to a group of boys ages 11-19 so I may be turned into inaccurate cartoony drawings of penises

ac/dc is... is not metal... merr

but what if you're like transgender or something and you became female at an older age? do you still have to use this one first?

I would accidentally miss my bus all the time

You said lonely twice

this is completely accurate

all those weird names & then "bingo"