Mary B. Nguyen

cocacola101


Born a girl, raised a wildflower :3

— Mary B. Nguyen Report User
Perfect timing 5 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Ooh Cedar Waxwing! (I'm sorry, I love birds)
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There's something that worries me more 12 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Carrrlll!! That kills people!!
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How did you discover FunSubstance? 260 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Clicked on a pinterest photo and bam! Here I was.
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Manliest Disney character! 7 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Also has the same voice as Joe in Family Guy.
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Friendly frog 16 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Wait hold up... you keep your toothbrush in the shower?
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The rock's halloween costume 9 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
His neck is almost completely obscured by muscles
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History is fun 19 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Vote for Pedro!
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....and most of those Einsteins still wont get it!! lol 16 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Are you kidding me?! I'm a girl and I think that we're complicated as heck. Chocolate's not a bad idea, though. Yeah guys, buy us chocolate, that works.
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Short girl in the kitchen 11 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
LOL, I've done this since I was five
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Wut 13 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself.
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Wut 13 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Not Voldemort!!
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Take notes everyone 6 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Thank you! -a violaist
Poor Adele 2 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes!!?
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before and after makeup 2 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Maybe it's Neighbelleine!
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Harry Potter 9 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Hahahaha literal.
I'm sorry.
Tattoo diagram 24 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
I'm fourteen. Some of this stuff is completely inappropriate, but a lot of it is funny so I joined. Yeah.
That's some hard work to get to this point 3 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Giving you a number, and takin away your name!
Map: Most popular names for girls, state-by-state 76 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Oh I forgot about all the Nicks at my school, there's like eight just in my year!
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Map: Most popular names for girls, state-by-state 76 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Yeah and all the guys are Bryan or Ian or some name in Spanish I never get right on the first try.
Map: Most popular names for girls, state-by-state 76 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Thank you! Almost no one a my school has the same name, it's all Maria's and Jennifers.
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Map: Most popular names for girls, state-by-state 76 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
I'm cursed with the name of Mary, guess I'm really supposed to be in my fifties:)
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Nerdy Math Love 4 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
No. Trust me. Just, no.
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Mother Nature 3 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Haha think again sweetheart! Thank you, by the way. I actually am a sketch artist who knows nothing about planes but had to draw a SR 71 spyplane once and saw it in the museum. This was before I got my account.
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Make a sharpie tattoo that lasts a month 212 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
I've done this, it works really well. You can use hand sanitizer to get it off easily or just scrub with soap and water.
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b*tch please 57 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
I'm a little different, I like Pierce the Veil, Megadeth, and Metallica, but I also like Zac Brown Band, Darius Rucker, The Band Perry, and Rascal Flatts. Go figure.
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