Short girl in the kitchen

That was fun though

LOL, I've done this since I was five

every venture into the kitchen for me!

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Yup, story of my life post.

I did this. Put my knee in the glass stove top. It didn't end well. Buy a ladder.

Mmmm...ass at nose level. Appetizing.

Every time

When I was 6 I climbed on the wet counter to wash an apple and slipped off and landed on my face. The cut looked like a vagina in my mouth

The funny thing is, that actually takes less effort than dragging the step stool over.