If coffee is a drug addiction, I don't wanna be rehabilitated.

Nah, making coffee at home is gotta be the way to go.

I do vaguely remember salt coffee being a thing. Yet somehow, I'm not that eager to try it.

Much like the spice melange, coffee can also give you prescient powers, or at least make you feel like it if you drink enough of it. As for lengthening your life, well, that has yet to be determined.

It's not a cure, but it helps.

Seems some of its parts may be a little old.

I guess it does depend on whether or not that coffee would kill me.

Sadly, tricks only go so far.

Espresso is never number two, but it may lead to it.

Well, 3rd year's the charm.

It is something I look forward to every autumn.

You're gonna need a bigger cup.

Facts.

Too cute to drink... right?

*sips pumpkin spice*

Probably should have used it to fix their loose screws instead.

"...the destroyer of sleep."

The new Lois is cute.

Why have you betrayed me, table?

Apparently, OP saw a gorilla with wavy hair.

I know at least one I'm picking.

This seems like an appropriate entry for my 100th coffee post.
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Also, I gotta get me some of that future blend.

Yummy.