Quite literally, as it's usually dissolved in water.

Now with extra UwU.

It may seem a little ear-ie at first.

I found that if you're dead tired, coffee does little to wake you up, blasphemous though it may sound.

Marry a post-Renaissance clown, expect a piccadilly circus.

This really gets me steamed.

If you recognize these characters, you deserve a legend discount.

Ha, who'd ever believe that.

It's okay if you can't. As we're all aware, he's a master at not drawing attention to himself.

You can like all three, you know.

Das ist manchmal so.

Is there a shop where coffee also comes with crowns?

When the world gives you the cold shoulder, there's nothing more heart-warming than free coffee.

If you don't get this, don't worry, I didn't at first either. Apparently, it's a reference to this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E

...but I shall still make a valiant effort.

I never thought this would be a point of contention, but that seems to be the tedency at this point in time.

Honestly a bop.

Those particular coffees are known as bugachinos.

Waking up to a fresh cup of coffee is almost as good as waking up next to a loved one.

I ponder the eternal struggle between these two forces forever locked in a victorless strife, unable to break the stalemate and destined to constantly clash like an unstopple frappé and an immovable oolong.

Coffee brings trillions of dongs to the Vietnamese economy every year.

If I unfriend you for saying you don't like coffee, it IS personal.