Wha? Whatever do you mean? What would give an idea such as that?

That's a fair point. Also a nice list of coffee art to look for.

Cthulhu blend, just the thing to wake you up to true horrors of the cosmos.

Well, he did grow up in the countryside. Maybe not the Wild West, but still.

Oh, did it get a printed version? It's pretty succesful, so that's not surprising.

That's probably the highest praise I could receive. Sometimes my morning coffee is the only thing I look forward to when I wake up.

I can be whoever you want me to be, for $100 an hour.

Damn, it seems you figured it out. I should have known I couldn't hide anything from you.
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Yeah, this is an account I created as a joke for @mr_pigeonwizard a while back. I remembered I had it, so I figured, why not use it.

I'm not sure what you mean.

Probably Cookie Monster's dad.