Coffee Frog

coffee_frog


I froggin' love caffeine!

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Coffee Art(?) #27 - Blooming Flower 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Wait, that's not coffee, it's tea. Heckin' bamboozled!... Well, time to find a harbor to chuck it in.
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Nah, I'm kidding. I love tea, too. In fact, I found that matcha tea is a pretty good substitute for coffee, if one feels like breaking up one's caffeine routine every now and then.
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Coffee Art #26 - Fox 2 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
What does this coffee say?
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Would Not Wish This on Anyone 2 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
I can't expresso how depresso one gets without espresso.
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I Relate to This on a Spiritual Level 4 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Singing is the first sign of coffee withdrawal.
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Coffee Art #25 - Shark 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
This is probably the kind of coffee Terry the Fat Shark would serve if he were a barista.
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Coffee Art #24 - Fancy Octo 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
This one is a different type of coffee art, as it's coffee on paper. You can check the source for details: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/randomjam/octopus-coffee-painting
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Coffee Art #23 - Savannah 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Caffeine moves all, from the crawling ant to leaping antelope. And thus we are all connected in the great circle of coffee.
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What's funny is that the coffee plant developed caffeine as a means of repelling animals who would eat it. And what do humans do? Get hopped up on it, of course.
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Coffee Art #22 - Baymax 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
How would you rate this coffee?
Coffee Art #21 - Foamy Fluffies 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
High concentration of cat-ffeine.
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An Endless Cycle 2 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
I can stop whenever I want, I swear.
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Coffee Art #20 - Outta This World 3 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
This must be what astronauts drink before lift off.
Coffee Art #19 - Pupper 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Apparently, it's National Puppy Day today (March 23rd) in the US.
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Coffee Art #18 - Swirly 4 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
I don't really see it. At most, you could say it kinda looks like the German Empire flag.
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Coffee Art #18 - Swirly 4 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
They must like their coffee stirred, not shaken.
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Coffee Art #17 - Flowers 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
My kind of bouquet.
Coffee Art #16 - The Dark Blend 5 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
I didn't even notice that, but now I kinda see it. Can you read my coffee grounds and tell my future, too?
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Don't Worry, He's Hip-Puh 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
The scene is from "The Iron Giant" (1999), an often forgotten but still very good movie.
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This does make think about when I had my first coffee. I think I was 16 or something.
Coffee Art #16 - The Dark Blend 5 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Batman is known to do some brew-ding.
It's a Sliperry Slope 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Well, there are worse things to be addicted to.
Coffee Art #15 - Hello Kitty 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
More like Hello Coffee... Ha ha. Sorry, I haven't had mine yet today. I'll return with a better joke once I do.
Game of Cups 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Coffee cups do like being the center of attention. Still, it's strange even to me that people made such a big deal out of this back then.
Coffee Art #14 - So Basically, It's Monke 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Even coffee knows it's time to return to monkey.
Coffee Art #13/Special - Happy Saint Patrick's Day! 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Kinda of ironic that the 13th entry should be this. But the clover in the coffee is green, so don't pinch me.
Coffee Art #11 - Oh Bother 6 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Thank you. I try to serve them up regularly.
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Coffee Art #12 - Club Penguin 3 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
For some, this will taste quite bitter but also hopefully remind them of sweeter times.
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