I understand each chocolate syrup ring can rotate independently.

"I'm Sonic, Sonic the Coffee. Gotta drink fast!"

I like to think each one has a different flavor that matches its respective Eeveelution.

Then you spill it on a piece of paper and accidentally make art.

I know it's already bean said, but if at all possible don't soil the Earth, as people still like their coffee ground.

You might think combining a stimulant and a relaxant would be a bad idea. However, they actually sell hemp cola here, and it does seem to work in both keeping me calm and awake.
Haven't found a place that has weed coffee though... yet.

It looks kinda high. Understandable, coffee is one hell of a drug.

This one's a bit different, as it's a painting done in coffee.

The best way to start Easter morning.

Some nice hot buns.

For when you need that extra charge.

They emerge from the deepest darkest brew.

They prefer ice coffee.

For when that triple shot of espresso just isn't enough.

I wonder if there's too much cat in that coffee.

Not sure how well coffee and wine go together, though.

Don't drop the cup on the floor,
Everybody drink the dinosaur

This blend has some bite to it.

8 times as strong as a regular coffee.

"It appears to be some form of coffee foam sculpture made in your likeness, sir."

WE. Are. Coffee.

Not sure how pleased the client is.