Das ist manchmal so.

Is there a shop where coffee also comes with crowns?

When the world gives you the cold shoulder, there's nothing more heart-warming than free coffee.

If you don't get this, don't worry, I didn't at first either. Apparently, it's a reference to this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E

...but I shall still make a valiant effort.

I never thought this would be a point of contention, but that seems to be the tedency at this point in time.

Honestly a bop.

Those particular coffees are known as bugachinos.

Waking up to a fresh cup of coffee is almost as good as waking up next to a loved one.

I ponder the eternal struggle between these two forces forever locked in a victorless strife, unable to break the stalemate and destined to constantly clash like an unstopple frappé and an immovable oolong.

Coffee brings trillions of dongs to the Vietnamese economy every year.

If I unfriend you for saying you don't like coffee, it IS personal.

Melts in your glass, not your mouth.

It's kinda true though. Caffeine is technically a psychedelic drug, and the world's most widely used and least regulated.
I guess that's because its effects aren't as damaging as more potent drugs, and withdrawal isn't as harmful (it makes people groggy and irritable but that's about it). Also, the lethal dose is very high (about 100 lattes).

Coffee will find you, and it will increase your heart rate.

I remembered I have this account. So why not use it. I won't be resuming my Coffee Art series, but I will be posting any coffee related stuff I can find here.

Instead of a machete, he wields a macchiato.

May the 4th be you.

Spelling notwithstanding.

My father was a twicher, and a caffiend. And one morning, he drinks more espressos than usual. Mommy gets the coffee pot to defend herself. Oh, he doesn't like that. Not. One. B i t.
He turns to me and says "Why so sleppy?" He puts the cup in my mouth. "Why so sleepy?" Aaaand... Why so sleepy?

I expect my gut looks something like that after drinking too much coffee, only far less cute.

Eyyyy, sexy latte!
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Man, this song is nearly 10 years. I remember when it being the first to reach 1 billion views on Youtube was like a major thing. It currently sits at 4.4 billion.

Well maybe tea SHOULD apologize for not being coffee.
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Nah, I'm kidding. I always welcome a nice cup of tea.