They'll come around. They always do.

Coffee is always critical.

Maybe don't drink it before bed.

Quite literally, as it's usually dissolved in water.

Now with extra UwU.

It may seem a little ear-ie at first.

I found that if you're dead tired, coffee does little to wake you up, blasphemous though it may sound.

Marry a post-Renaissance clown, expect a piccadilly circus.

This really gets me steamed.

If you recognize these characters, you deserve a legend discount.

Ha, who'd ever believe that.

It's okay if you can't. As we're all aware, he's a master at not drawing attention to himself.

You can like all three, you know.

Das ist manchmal so.

Is there a shop where coffee also comes with crowns?

When the world gives you the cold shoulder, there's nothing more heart-warming than free coffee.

If you don't get this, don't worry, I didn't at first either. Apparently, it's a reference to this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E

...but I shall still make a valiant effort.

I never thought this would be a point of contention, but that seems to be the tedency at this point in time.

Honestly a bop.

Those particular coffees are known as bugachinos.

Waking up to a fresh cup of coffee is almost as good as waking up next to a loved one.