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coldpasta · 4 years ago
those be looking some raw pumpkins which can support her weight... so naaahhhh
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Looks like he did his research. Good job young man 4 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Guess he drowned
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But she loves the attention 2 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
If she had, she'd not be this famous n wealthy as she is now
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Saw this on Facebook 5 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
There also a circular antenna in front of a seat.. get rid of that too
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The amount of money you need to buy 5 lbs of chicken in Venezuela 3 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Isn't Venezuela's currency weaker than some video game's currency??
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Appropriate response 9 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Being cheezy??
Appropriate response 9 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Sorry... Yeah it was that 'fool of a took'
I don't always Auto-Complete memes, but when I do it's for the truly bored 56 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
I don't always have a great day
But when I do, I am not sure if you have any questions
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This one requires IQ above 200 11 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
@mialinay : naah... Just staring is not productive
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Appropriate response 9 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
For me, Sam deserved a through beating when he pushed that dead guy in the well and later Balrog appeared...
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Uh.... Sure, that's how elections work 2 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Term limits in USA must be lifted... Don't make sense
Idiocracy 2020 5 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Terry crews will smash the heads of anyone who give such moronic suggestions...
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It has come to this 5 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Simple.... A shadowclone disappears when it gets a cut, so there is a 100% chance that the shadowclone will disappear during the boinking...
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No amount of PPE could have save this cake 5 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
The aim was to put off the fire on the candle, task completed
This one requires IQ above 200 11 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Sadly, most of the dirty movies go that way.. stare creepily into camera
Everyone had their part 2 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Amazed to see Tarantino doge
Cancel the graduation 4 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Shouldn't it be MMXV??
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Nilgiri wood pigeon (Columba elphinstonii) - PigeonSubstance 10 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Yeap... I have seen them a when I was out on a trip ages ago
I duuunnnoooo.... Seems like taxes will go up, though 31 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
If you charge a business 90% tax, the owner probably might make less money finally than an employee..
And shut down the entire business...
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War, never chance 2 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
It has been always clear that women don't like simps
Looks perfect to me 5 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
you're perfect @who_cares
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Seinfeldy oc 3 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
What's Seinfeldy??
Can we just ignore my dirty mirror and talk about wtf is up with my arm? 39 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Princess Leia hairstyle is always appreciated
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Short person problem or stepsister problem? 5 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
*Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well*
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Imagine the amount of sex during that period 8 comments
coldpasta · 4 years ago
Ee boy I'd be speciest.. not racist.. lol