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What tradition is this? 5 comments
coldpasta · 1 day ago
Sucking eggs in front of Cocks but no hens...
The Tradition seems kinky
Burn the cranberry bogs 9 comments
coldpasta · 1 day ago
I just googled Wolf Spider...
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
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Smile and wave 4 comments
coldpasta · 1 day ago
No one should escape. We are all in this shitty earth together 7 comments
coldpasta · 5 days ago
@who_cares : Check the caption....
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Drugs are the answer...? 14 comments
coldpasta · 2 weeks ago
Must be fun getting in there 4 comments
coldpasta · 3 weeks ago
Probably There were doors which could be opened when everyone starts exiting..
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Ranking women hottest at work 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 weeks ago
Out of??
This family's matching costumes 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 weeks ago
Poco Loco Coco
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That is the only solution 15 comments
coldpasta · 3 weeks ago
India has really strict laws against guns..
So much that only the police have them normally..
The other folks who want them..can have by court orders after decisively proving that they're in physical danger from someone...
Still.. tons of bad guys have guns.. homemade or otherwise..
And i sometimes regret not being able to get a law abided gun for the safety of my family..
All i can carry easily is some kitchen knife or pepper spray..
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Good morning 1 comments
coldpasta · 3 weeks ago
Get up at 7?
I start my work on office at 6.. damn my life
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Beware the giants, though 5 comments
coldpasta · 3 weeks ago
I pay more to live near i work to reduce my carbon footprint.. always use public transport..
I segregate my garbage for disposal..
And i don't claim that I'm tryna save the world..but bud.. i am doing more than her...
Beware the giants, though 5 comments
coldpasta · 4 weeks ago
What has Greta DONE to be considered saving the environment?? Giving a Speech?
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Yo soy stewie 1 comments
coldpasta · 4 weeks ago
like when Stewie fell asleep watching "Sábado Gigante" and spoke Spanish the next day .. lol
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Chris Pratt isn’t his son’s favorite super hero 2 comments
coldpasta · 4 weeks ago
I still can't believe he played Hatteberg in Moneyball...
Dog trapped inside the tree trunk in the 1960s after experts believe he was chasing a 7 comments
coldpasta · 5 weeks ago
This looks more like a wood carved dog from a log...
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Nine nine 10 comments
coldpasta · 5 weeks ago
Twas a cat...
Woop woop that the sound of the police...woop woop
Nine nine 10 comments
coldpasta · 5 weeks ago
rosa... rosaaa... Rosa ROSA...... Roooooosaaaaaa
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Nine nine 10 comments
coldpasta · 5 weeks ago
Nine9
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I should shower less 6 comments
coldpasta · 5 weeks ago
Legit me
As usual 11 comments
coldpasta · 5 weeks ago
His best quote
"Did you really think it would kill me? I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite."
Oh my...
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nice 4 comments
coldpasta · 6 weeks ago
Should it not be [ ] instead of ( )
Inspirational African Proverb 3 comments
coldpasta · 6 weeks ago
So first go alone and then together?
Kowalski an*lysis 4 comments
coldpasta · 7 weeks ago
That's racist actually..
As Technically, White Chocolate ain't even chocolate....
Spicy apple juice 3 comments
coldpasta · 7 weeks ago
wutt
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Makes sense 12 comments
coldpasta · 7 weeks ago
I didnt just exhale.. i actually laughed !! lol