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The Immaterial has become Immaterial

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30-50 Feral Housewifes 2 comments
coldpasta · 4 days ago
If you call a housewife as "Domestic housewife" she'll turn Feral Housewife
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Pressing the ol' panic button 4 comments
coldpasta · 1 week ago
Jeesus
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Good guy Jim 5 comments
coldpasta · 2 weeks ago
Yeah... Would've been a disaster if done so
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Lunchtime doubly so 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 weeks ago
Sunday eh?
At what time?
· Edited 3 weeks ago
One nation under G...I mean Mao 8 comments
coldpasta · 4 weeks ago
Dumb...
One part of country experiences sunrise at 6 AM, the other part at 8AM...
· Edited 4 weeks ago
Snape you madlad 3 comments
coldpasta · 6 weeks ago
Makes sense here
This is why I have trust issues 5 comments
coldpasta · 8 weeks ago
Must be holy soda and dry skin
I bet they would do that 11 comments
coldpasta · 9 weeks ago
Peaceful zombies
Buck tooth Winnie people, you cant even speak your own language anyway 3 comments
coldpasta · 9 weeks ago
I speak some 4 understand couple more...
Life is Unfair… 2 comments
coldpasta · 10 weeks ago
When is the next season coming out?
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Retro 17 comments
coldpasta · 10 weeks ago
7... And haven't played after that too
You got any games on your phone? 6 comments
coldpasta · 11 weeks ago
Lol...thay leaky nose is perfect
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That can buy you half of a Nintendo game 3 comments
coldpasta · 11 weeks ago
Kill the judge who only awarded 75$ and go back to jail..
You'll be a baby while adjusting to life
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Milk chocolate > Everything else 20 comments
coldpasta · 13 weeks ago
Milk or Dark chocolate with Orange flavor...
Or white chocolate
It's all advantages 1 comments
coldpasta · 14 weeks ago
Noooo
Wet by water isn't what we call as wet...
Legally, yes 4 comments
coldpasta · 14 weeks ago
Guess you would get Cancer
I mean… I wouldn’t complain 57 comments
coldpasta · 15 weeks ago
Oh my god, I had forgotten this vine...
Perfect
I mean… I wouldn’t complain 57 comments
coldpasta · 15 weeks ago
I am not sure what I would do here
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Same day delivery on the sticky 4 comments
coldpasta · 19 weeks ago
Whatsapp and double tap
Vasco da lost 1 comments
coldpasta · 21 weeks ago
Vasco da fuck off
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I found out yesterday 4 comments
coldpasta · 22 weeks ago
congratulations
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Deadpool stonks 6 comments
coldpasta · 22 weeks ago
All fun until the Deadpool forms around the kidney and we got two deadpools
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Posting again because mods keep thinking it’s a reaction image smh 4 comments
coldpasta · 22 weeks ago
Ida Davis... definitely the ho