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The Immaterial has become Immaterial

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Nekotoro nyan 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
Where can I read the entire Nagatoro series?
1984 7 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
Meaning?
Trust me, they'll get it 1 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
If you remove the 4 white drawers, and stuff one of the black drawer each of different cabinet..
Does that mean anything??
I've already blocked 4 numbers and it's only 10 am 1 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
The birch changed her number...
· Edited 2 years ago
We need an Apocalypse 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
How can ppl be that dumb? Is that even possible?
Probably only as bad as a chest X-Ray 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
"Why worry about something that will never happen...
They should print that on our money"
That was outstanding
Jokes on you I'm into that shit 6 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
She was good in the first and second season..
I hope he is good in the third part too
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You agree ? 12 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
I used to agree with this...
But then I realised, there are probably tons of cases where rape has happened, but there is no way to prove it accepted in the courts...
My opinion is cloudy since then on this
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Congratulations! You're a failure! 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
5 out of 6... How many of them are right??
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Risky move 1 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
With an hour warning ahead??
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Praise be the lord 2 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
You should see the Indian version of Jesus..
Complete with multiple hands and chakras around his body and saffron robes
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Glad I could be of help 5 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
Againnn? What isn't relatable to someone in this site....
Turtle Ramsay approves 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
Got it pp
Tastes like egg 20 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
There is an Ig-nobel prize for someone who extracted Vanilla flavor from cowdung..
Ain't gonna try that too brother..
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1v4 gangshi 8 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
Relatable on what end ?
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Tastes like egg 20 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
how do I uninstall my eyes ?? :(
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Tastes like egg 20 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
*Vomits*
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253 years and counting, baby! 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
Buddha was born in India numbnut..
Turtle Ramsay approves 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
Just fucking drink from the glass directly .. why do you need a straw if you are so concerned??
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They are just random numbers.... Don't worry 1 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
What these be?
America is dynamic as heck! 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
Every country is
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
Teosinte looks pissed
“Hey Siri, call my girlfriend” “Which one?” 3 comments
coldpasta · 2 years ago
This is so eleven year old .. Even the caption :D
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Fun acronym 7 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Definitely fkd here
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You’ll have to try harder than that, gubment 1 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Probably that become IFO now