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This fruit better calm down 3 comments
coldpasta · 31 weeks ago
That bite gonna be crunchy af
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How you used to unfriend someone 4 comments
coldpasta · 31 weeks ago
How are they standing so frilly??
Dedication to the knuckle 4 comments
coldpasta · 32 weeks ago
Didn't he win an Ig-nobel prize for this??
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Where do I check in? 1 comments
coldpasta · 32 weeks ago
Right there
They also confiscated his unregistered tire iron 18 comments
coldpasta · 33 weeks ago
Can't you appeal in a higher court?? This doesn't make sense at all
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I love anime but this is cringe af 1 comments
coldpasta · 33 weeks ago
Sasageyo!!!! Sasageyo!!! Shinzou wo Sasageyo!!
Nekotoro nyan 3 comments
coldpasta · 34 weeks ago
Where can I read the entire Nagatoro series?
1984 7 comments
coldpasta · 34 weeks ago
Meaning?
Trust me, they'll get it 1 comments
coldpasta · 34 weeks ago
If you remove the 4 white drawers, and stuff one of the black drawer each of different cabinet..
Does that mean anything??
I've already blocked 4 numbers and it's only 10 am 1 comments
coldpasta · 34 weeks ago
The birch changed her number...
· Edited 34 weeks ago
We need an Apocalypse 3 comments
coldpasta · 34 weeks ago
How can ppl be that dumb? Is that even possible?
Probably only as bad as a chest X-Ray 3 comments
coldpasta · 35 weeks ago
"Why worry about something that will never happen...
They should print that on our money"
That was outstanding
Jokes on you I'm into that shit 6 comments
coldpasta · 35 weeks ago
She was good in the first and second season..
I hope he is good in the third part too
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You agree ? 12 comments
coldpasta · 35 weeks ago
I used to agree with this...
But then I realised, there are probably tons of cases where rape has happened, but there is no way to prove it accepted in the courts...
My opinion is cloudy since then on this
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Congratulations! You're a failure! 3 comments
coldpasta · 35 weeks ago
5 out of 6... How many of them are right??
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Risky move 1 comments
coldpasta · 35 weeks ago
With an hour warning ahead??
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Praise be the lord 2 comments
coldpasta · 35 weeks ago
You should see the Indian version of Jesus..
Complete with multiple hands and chakras around his body and saffron robes
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Glad I could be of help 5 comments
coldpasta · 36 weeks ago
Againnn? What isn't relatable to someone in this site....
Turtle Ramsay approves 3 comments
coldpasta · 36 weeks ago
Got it pp
Tastes like egg 20 comments
coldpasta · 36 weeks ago
There is an Ig-nobel prize for someone who extracted Vanilla flavor from cowdung..
Ain't gonna try that too brother..
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1v4 gangshi 8 comments
coldpasta · 36 weeks ago
Relatable on what end ?
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Tastes like egg 20 comments
coldpasta · 36 weeks ago
how do I uninstall my eyes ?? :(
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Tastes like egg 20 comments
coldpasta · 36 weeks ago
*Vomits*
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253 years and counting, baby! 3 comments
coldpasta · 36 weeks ago
Buddha was born in India numbnut..
Turtle Ramsay approves 3 comments
coldpasta · 36 weeks ago
Just fucking drink from the glass directly .. why do you need a straw if you are so concerned??
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