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You got any games on your phone? 6 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Lol...thay leaky nose is perfect
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That can buy you half of a Nintendo game 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Kill the judge who only awarded 75$ and go back to jail..
You'll be a baby while adjusting to life
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Milk chocolate > Everything else 20 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Milk or Dark chocolate with Orange flavor...
Or white chocolate
It's all advantages 1 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Noooo
Wet by water isn't what we call as wet...
Legally, yes 4 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Guess you would get Cancer
I mean… I wouldn’t complain 57 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Oh my god, I had forgotten this vine...
Perfect
I mean… I wouldn’t complain 57 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
I am not sure what I would do here
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Same day delivery on the sticky 4 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Whatsapp and double tap
Vasco da lost 1 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Vasco da fuck off
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I found out yesterday 4 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
congratulations
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Deadpool stonks 6 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
All fun until the Deadpool forms around the kidney and we got two deadpools
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Posting again because mods keep thinking it’s a reaction image smh 4 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Ida Davis... definitely the ho
This fruit better calm down 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
That bite gonna be crunchy af
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How you used to unfriend someone 4 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
How are they standing so frilly??
Dedication to the knuckle 4 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Didn't he win an Ig-nobel prize for this??
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Where do I check in? 1 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Right there
They also confiscated his unregistered tire iron 18 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Can't you appeal in a higher court?? This doesn't make sense at all
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I love anime but this is cringe af 1 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Sasageyo!!!! Sasageyo!!! Shinzou wo Sasageyo!!
Nekotoro nyan 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Where can I read the entire Nagatoro series?
1984 7 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Meaning?
Trust me, they'll get it 1 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
If you remove the 4 white drawers, and stuff one of the black drawer each of different cabinet..
Does that mean anything??
I've already blocked 4 numbers and it's only 10 am 1 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
The birch changed her number...
· Edited 3 years ago
We need an Apocalypse 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
How can ppl be that dumb? Is that even possible?
Probably only as bad as a chest X-Ray 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
"Why worry about something that will never happen...
They should print that on our money"
That was outstanding