Commander Cello

commandercello


As you may be able to tell, I like cellos.

— Commander Cello Report User
Cry Me A River makes a better song title 8 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Two birds in the hand are worth one stone.
3
Clever wall design 5 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Kinda reminds me of the texture used for Asriel's final form's wings in Undertale: http://66.media.tumblr.com/d6ca300eb0a4c659e3f4f37bc045cece/tumblr_nxjzdlVsUV1uiwpaqo1_1280.png
2
I have a dream. 25 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
I'm pretty sure you can with listenonrepeat.com or its app.
How rick how? 8 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Maybe it bounces of the ground, and then hits what he was aiming at.
8
They're evolving 12 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
"Here, you dropped this."
5
There are only two types of people 20 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
HoPe.
2
This 15-year-old got stuck in a barney head and firefighters had to save her 3 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Isn't this the plot of Five Nights at Freddy's 3?
Forget Justice League, I wanna see this 19 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Yes, the only known (canon to the games) fact about Sonic's speed is that Eggman can outrun him.
· Edited 7 years ago
Forget Justice League, I wanna see this 19 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
I really don't think so. While the Olympic Games aren't entirely canon, it's trying to prove a point that Sonic is faster than Mario (which is why Sonic was made: to be faster than Mario.) And I think the Game Theory isn't very credible because Sonic doesn't run as fast as he can in the original 1991 game (because there's a speed cap) and a game with a character running at 3840 MPH in real time would be unplayable, and maybe even impossible to create.
Or maybe it's because I have a grudge against Game Theory for their theory on Sans or that Sonic is my favorite video game series.
Forget Justice League, I wanna see this 19 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Neither does Game Theory.
Forget Justice League, I wanna see this 19 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
*I'm not using Game Theory's theory because there are some holes in the logic, such as that a game where you are moving so fast you can't see wouldn't be fun to play, and that Sonic is faster than Mario in other games, such as the Sonic and Mario at the Olympic Games, where his speed stat is higher.
EDIT: I just remembered that Sonic can literally run fast enough to time travel (in Sonic CD.)
3 · Edited 7 years ago
Forget Justice League, I wanna see this 19 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
I did a little bit of searching and here's what I found:
Speedy Gonzales: There is no information on how fast Speedy is (or any mouse for that matter,) so I'm assuming he runs about as fast as Roadrunner.
Roadrunner: While no specific values are given for their speed in the cartoons/media, a real-life Greater Roadrunner can travel up to 20 MPH.
Dash: The Incredibles game says Dash can move up to 190 MPH, which supports the fact that he can run on water (to do that, you need to travel 67.1081 MPH.)
Sonic*: The Sonic Adventure DX manual states that he can run 3840 MPH, but he also has the Light Speed Attack, which (as the name states) can make him go as fast as the speed of light.
the Flash: Can "move at the speed of light, and in some stories, even beyond that real-world limit." (Flash (Barry Allen) Wikipedia page)
I'd definitely say Flash is the winner here, but Sonic is a close second.
7
I don't think any of us could be as cool as this cat 3 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
The opposite of a hot dog.
2
When a former Marine becomes a teacher 3 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Who cares; it's a funny story!
36
Special moments shared with strangers 11 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Slapped hands?
That would be an amazing movie! 6 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Kinda reminds me of the Futurama movie Bender's Game.
5
Shut this door 9 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
It's alright, no harm done!
SPONGEGAR BIATCH 3 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Spongegar's the other one.
10
Shut this door 9 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
It says "Voldermort" in the post.
My job is just the worst 8 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Assuming this is supposed to be Fred, it seems very out-of-character for him.
10
Shut this door 9 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
"Voldermort?"
4
Truth about comic sans 16 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
I guess Toby Fox is an 8 year old girl writing a poem about unicorns then.
5