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SPOILER ASM212: The Amazing Spider Man: Issue 212 5 comments
commandercello
· 5 years ago
There were also references to the first issues where Molten Man and Sandman appeared, as the release dates and issue numbers are on license plates on a couple of cars in the trailer.
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It makes no sense 5 comments
commandercello
· 5 years ago
However, there are always outliers. For some reason, Wonder Woman is two words, and Moon-Boy's successor, Moon Girl, is two words as well. However, it is important to note that some characters might have different spellings due to other reasons. For example, Sandman is one word as he's named after the mythical character known as the Sandman, and somewhat similarly, Daredevil is one word because 'daredevil' is a common phrase.
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It makes no sense 5 comments
commandercello
· 5 years ago
While I see someone else has already commented, I'd like to throw my hat in the ring.
Batman is one word because that's how DC has done it, for the most part. For example, DC's cast includes Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Catwoman, Supergirl, and many others that are just one word.
Marvel is a little less simple. Iron Man has a space because 'Iron', in this case, is being used as an adjective. That can be interpreted as a 'man of iron', or a 'man that is iron', which both sort of describe his "superpower", meaning his armor.
Spider-Man is even more confusing. Stan Lee originally added in the hyphen so his name would visually look different from Superman, as without it, they look kind of similar. Though I personally think it also might go a bit deeper. 'Spider', unlike 'Iron', is a noun, so it grammatically wouldn't make sense as Spider Man. Other characters like Ant-Man and even the obscure Moon-Boy follow this [Noun]-Man pattern.
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Batman is one word because that's how DC has done it, for the most part. For example, DC's cast includes Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Catwoman, Supergirl, and many others that are just one word.
Marvel is a little less simple. Iron Man has a space because 'Iron', in this case, is being used as an adjective. That can be interpreted as a 'man of iron', or a 'man that is iron', which both sort of describe his "superpower", meaning his armor.
Spider-Man is even more confusing. Stan Lee originally added in the hyphen so his name would visually look different from Superman, as without it, they look kind of similar. Though I personally think it also might go a bit deeper. 'Spider', unlike 'Iron', is a noun, so it grammatically wouldn't make sense as Spider Man. Other characters like Ant-Man and even the obscure Moon-Boy follow this [Noun]-Man pattern.
Sorry to bother you 6 comments
commandercello
· 5 years ago
The kid did take the joke from Diary of a Wimpy Kid, though the tweeter did state that after their kid told them that, so there was credit.
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Fo when you talk to black pipo 9 comments
commandercello
· 5 years ago
African-American Vernacular English is actually quite cool. It might seem racist at first glance, but there are some interesting rules and grammar behind it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English
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Gorgeous 9 comments
commandercello
· 6 years ago
If I remember correctly, his eye got damaged when he was young, which prevented it from dilating later in life.
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Thought wrong 3 comments
commandercello
· 6 years ago
If they had said "good morning" like she expected them to, her response, "well, maybe for you it is," would've made sense, as she hasn't had a good morning, while they seemingly have.
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Plane's Caution Sign 3 comments
Global news guys 8 comments
Global news guys 8 comments
commandercello
· 6 years ago
The creator of the original comic Pepe was from, Matt Furie, released a comic of Pepe's death.
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Poor billy 3 comments
Do we really see ourselves more beautiful? 12 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
I think it's Edd because it;s an edit from an existing comic, and the format can tell the joke pretty well.
It's not even make sense 18 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
I'm pretty sure the deal with it is that it's a video game, instead of a board game.
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Future generations are screwed 8 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
"Hacking accounts," for some reason, refers to finding out the password. I don't know why calling it that started, but it's been called that for a bit, now.
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Never forget: SJWs got plebcomics fired 29 comments
Fight me 4 comments
Start again! 4 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
It's a song and dance that kids are normally taught, and the ending verse is "that's what it's all about!"
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Hanging PC setup 14 comments
Let's hope his former boss never finds this 2 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
That kinda sounds like something that could've happened in The Office.
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The strawberries photo look red. They aren't 11 comments
I love how strange Japan is 12 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
I think what the text meant was that as it melts, it often looks a lot creepier. That "after" image is almost definitely made by someone who sculpted their ice cream, but oftentimes, the ice cream will melt and look something like this: https://cdn.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/panap-ice-cream-screams.jpg
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