Commander Cello

commandercello


As you may be able to tell, I like cellos.

— Commander Cello Report User
The reverse snow globe 4 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
That looks like Sandy's house from Spongebob.
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Everyone loves talking about themselves especially when they have a cape 6 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Not the main Batman, definitely, but maybe Lego Batman.
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God!! I love this show 3 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
It's the British version of "Whose Line Is It Anyways?"
Smash him 2 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
The default Twitter icon is an egg, or at least something that looks exactly like one.
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He needs his sister to stay 11 forever 5 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
She's censoring out the word "ass" inside of "pASSword."
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Serious work 5 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Since the prompt was in English, it's assumed that the student was supposed to write the fake letter in English as well, but they took it further and wrote it in Chinese.
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Ninja husband 4 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
I think the constantly changing light and low quality of the .gif is just giving that effect.
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Is this a win or a fail? 8 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
He asked the girl out, and she rejected him, and since she bet 10$ that the person he asked out would say yes (but she was asked out and she said no,) she owes him 10$.
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Nice save Kevin 1 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Ah, The Office; truly one of the most humorous shows out there.
Sings* good way to die 7 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Let's see if someone can beat him and eat 612!
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John Green watches his friend jump off a building. John Watson. 5 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
John Green is the Heir of Breath.
"John Egbert."
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Oh no you didn't 6 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Send nudes, right?
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Frisky Friday 1: Zodiac Sex Positions. Which are you? 39 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
They didn't make Cancer 69? That's a missed opportunity.
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You know your teacher is special when he writes like this 6 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Deng, that's some good handwriting!
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PIIIKKKAAAAAAAAAAA 6 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
I think that's kinda just how 4chan is.
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wtf.exe indeed - Greentexts #11 8 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
No problem!
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wtf.exe indeed - Greentexts #11 8 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
His father married his wife's daughter; therefore, the daughter can be considered his mother-in-law, which means that her mother (who is his wife) is his grandmother.
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Atheist sex 5 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Considering that "Oh God! Oh God!" is something one might shout during sex, an atheist having sex wouldn't shout about God (due to them not believing in God) so instead they replace it with "I'm an atheist!"
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Happy New Year's, Nya'll 4 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Yep, in the Paradox Space comics.
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A pink iceberg formed by algae and UV rays 3 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Or maybe it was formed by Photoshop and this image: http://social.coldstreams.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iceberg.jpg
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What a great recovery 4 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
If you remove the U (take U/you out) from "Laura," you get "Lara."
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How many? 4 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
Dwight K. Schrute will always get my like.
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Food pun 23 comments
commandercello · 7 years ago
This was edited, by the way.
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