Wouldn't he not have superpowers?

I didn't know Porky's Absolutely Safe Capsule existed in real life.

Sadly, that is actually manipulated. In the original, he says "advice" instead of "dick."

By the way, they don't mean the dogs were riding bikes, they mean the dogs were chasing people riding on bikes.

Good thing Nintendo is gonna use cartridges for the Switch.

It's a loss that it's not on every keyboard.

* (Actually, it's a snowdecahedron.)

"The theodd1sout."

Because it's someone else's pen; it's not yours.

Maybe it was just an exaggeration?

It's even better when you have the correct answer.

Is it a smart paint job for a car, or a paint job for a Smart Car?

Bush did Spongebob/Squarepants.

If you're going by the initials (Graphics Interchange Format,) you'd be correct because graphics has a hard 'g;' on the other hand, the creator of the gif calls it a "jif."

(Here's the gif; it's a lot funnier animated: http://funpings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/When-Im-Late-1.gif )

Wait... People don't like Times New Roman?

Fun fact: "Threek" is the Japanese name for a town in the game Earthbound/MOTHER 2, but when it was translated to English, it was changed to "Threed" due to the fact that its original name could be interpreted as Three K (KKK.)

@zanjnk, that's a great title.

That is the coolest thing my eyes have ever seen!

Sell them as "decorative lemons."

Unedited, it looks kinda like a screenshot of a Filthy Frank video.

I prefer bananas with the bones still in them.