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Some people create a building that lasts longer than their lives, so they really did "do" something longer than a lifespan.

I heard that Michael Jackson did that too.

Turn sideways and he's the letter Q.

The fact that you can see the beams mean some of the power leaked out of the twin reflections.
Since the mirrors are facing each other, the first laser shot would reflect off the mirror at an angle, and not at the other mirror.

My two cats meow at each other all the time.

If the radiation made men into "period having beings," who would open tightly closed jars? Who would remember to get the oil changed in all the cars and make sure the lawns get mowed?

When I was doing relief work, all the aid had to be "greased through" customs with bribes. Then, we had to bribe govt officials and local politicians to get the clothing/food/meds to the local distribution sites. Some food went bad because it took too long to get all that done.
Others I knew found that their aid supplies were seized by the govt, and distributed to the people they favored, not the people intended. So, the tribe in power makes sure a rival tribe doesn't get helped.

In marching band competition, you lose a fraction of a point for dropping an instrument (or flag, or rifle), and lose a full point for picking it up.

Another complaint about how "we" don't do enough for people...from someone who doesn't do anything for people.

Well then, in your opinion, who CAN demonstrate that a punk trying to take a cop's gun to shoot him is doing something worth shotting?

Well, you can`t give out all that welfare money AND subsidize all those college students majoring in Gender Studies or Community Activism.

If you need expert marriage advice, ask a single person. Apparently they know everything about marriage.

I wonder if he'd be upset or think it was OK if he was in a visitors' locker room without heat or AC, ro no chalkboards, or....

How is it nice that intead of proving them food himself, Tom Mabe uses a lie to get someone else to do it?

But it really isn't that easy to "solve." The western nations can hobble their economies by various laws that may not be effective, and then if China doesn't fix their emissions it won't be a drop in the bucket. In many Chinese cities, the smog is visible and looks like heavy fog. It won't help for the US, who has already reduced 99.5 % of emissions to get that last fraction of a percent if China won't do anything. And Africe...they still burn dung for heat and cooking.

You come upon what appears to be murdered body and a creepy person with a knife. Then the creep, purposely dressed and made to look scary, makes a move at you with a knife. You react...how hilarious! One of these "pranks" is going to get someone punched or kicked...maybe even shot by someone legally carrying a gun. Did you see the kid make a move at that cop after hovering over the body? Afterwards, it'll seem like an overreaction, but the "pranksters" do everything possible to make the situation creepy.
Remember that guy in Florida that was killing and eating people on the street? He wasn't a zombie, but was behaving like a mentally disturbed person who thought he was. Should someone have assumed he was a prankster and become his next victim?

How can people, even the technology naive, not see that someone's on their network?

Landed a jet manually...fought off wild animals with next to nothing...saved innocent lives...AWESOME! Broke up with aguy in public and went home with someone else? I know women like that. How does it fit with the rest?

That is soooo wrong...
One in ten IS gay, not "are."
Bad Math doesn't excuse bad English.

Do NOT cut out the load bearing posters!

I she were a Butt Mom, you would't have been conceived.

I looked over my daughter's shoulder as she logged in to Facebook. Her password is ********

Newest Batman villain?
Also, people have a part of their brain that distinguishes between their own thoughts and what their ears perceive. I've wondered if those who have a badly developed *whatever the thing is that does this* are the ones who "hear voices" because they can't distinguish between thoughts we all have ("Punch that jerk in the mouth") and someone else telling them that.

Christopher Knight...TV's Peter Brady?

mmmmmmmmm...now I can have some of that delicious...PORCUPINE MEAT?

Completely false. Women are dirty in the bedroom or not, independent of your actions. However, your actions outside the bedroom completely determine if you will ever join her in the bedroom.

*Every* bike? Tough $#!+ if you're a working level mom or dad who wanted to get your kids new bikes at a good price.

When someone posts a hard to believe "It Actually Happened" story, it would be so nice to link some proof. I can imagine some company deciding it to be too expensive having to translate and check every dimension on every drawing of every subsystem. But, then you miss out on the fun of acting like all the US doesn't know how to do metric.

The 1980s band with one hit song?

Usually, the "you spend too much time reading"comment comes from somenone who spends even more time watching TV.

"Almost did this" means "the thought crossed his mind briefly."

1. I've gotta believe that most wait staff have heard something like this, in which case they'd be justified in bringing the salad, and just considering it to be "Super."
2. If you understand the homophonic problem, you ask the second time "Would you like the salad or soup."

Meanwhile, Mike Hunt just tries to be sure he never gets paged at a store.

The few people I know that leave these "tracts" always make sure to overtip so they don't come off as @$$h0les. If money is so much less important than belief, then you should leave more of that thing you consider unimportant, not less of it.

That's so demeaning...like, even someone as ugly as *her* has finally got a BF.

There was a Nestle knock-off in the '80s, but children choked on the tiny toys.

LOLz, Canada. You guys never killed the Native Americans, right? I suppose they just moved away by their choice?

I have never fixed a lightbulb. I have never known someone who fixed a lightbulb. I mean, what do you do, disassemble the glass from the metal thread and replace the filament?

Still trying to figure out how religion brought death to the world. I don't see how having no religion would have kept mankind from death, suffering, hate or terrible logic.

How does anybody think that Malcom X or Hitler were Christians? Because they went to church as children?If so, I went to my garage this morning. Am I a car?

Agree that killing a lion is cowardly.
Agree that I can't see the enjoyment of doing that.
But, can't help but notice:
1. Amount of money given by that hunter to the wildlife preserve: Thousands
Amount of money given to the wildlife preserve by all the angry posters: None
2. Amount of meat given to locals by that hunter: One lion's worth
Amount of meat given by all the angry posters: None

Remember that unstoppable killer character in "Sin City?" That's who (what) she looks like.

That's right. Part of Obamacare is the requirement to have health insurance.

Her hair color even changed!

I have two of those in my home. Well, they're knock-offs, but you probably can't tell them from the real thing.

Every once in a while I see a coach try to not run up a score by putting in his second and even third string players and then calling running plays to use up the clock and avoid *excessive* scoring. But, because players get hurt when the half-@$$ it, they still play to the best of their ability, and still play better than the other team. There are always those who get butt hurt about that and don't see the distinction between that situation and a coach who keeps his starters in and plays all out.

Errr...you know that's not really Fox news' comment, but someone putting his own take on misquotes taken out of context...or, alternatively, maintain the hating and don't bother to think.

But there isn't a "community"who will loot and burn the store if there's a court verdict they dislike...

Since Delaney said that the United States *are*...I feel she is not from the US. We'd say the Unites States *is* so big, grammatically less correct, but thinking of the US as a single country rather than 50 separate states which are united.

In communist countries, everybody "owns"everything equally, and the government merely regulates the access to it. Of course, that means that less than 1% controls 100% of everything, but aside from that it's a workers' paradise.