1. I've gotta believe that most wait staff have heard something like this, in which case they'd be justified in bringing the salad, and just considering it to be "Super."
2. If you understand the homophonic problem, you ask the second time "Would you like the salad or soup."
*Eats raw Cabbage*
...no?
2. If you understand the homophonic problem, you ask the second time "Would you like the salad or soup."