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Daily drama. 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Um most people would totally judge a girl who'll only date a guy with a six pack.
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Medieval avengers 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Eh, I don't like Captain America. You're right about all the rest though
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A woman attempted suicide by injecting 10ml of mercury 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm always preferred the idea of jumping off somewhere really high. Hitting the ground would not be fun, but holy shit the view.
Celebrity homes 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Eminem and Ellen have the best taste imo, although Biebers house isn't bad.
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Double standards 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok so I'm going to try to explain the difference and why this is NOT a double standard in a non-condescending way;
Girls don't want a man who's 'tall'. There isn't some magical cutoff line between 'tall' and 'not tall' that most guys fall under but some very lucky guys surpass, which is how weight works. What girls want is a man who's taller THAN THEM. Does that give 'tall' guys an unfair advantage? Yes, although I'm not sure a girl would want a boyfriend who towers over like a foot taller than them either, so this is debatable. But if the boy is shorter, there are plenty of attractive shorter women who'll consider him tall, because they don't want some abstract concept of 'tall', they just want a boyfriend who's taller than they are.
This however is NOT the case with weight. Guys want skinny girls and there is a very culturally defined concept of skinny. It doesn't matter the weight of the man, 'skinny' remains the same and only a minority of girls qualify for the label.
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Horrifying implications from Harry Potter 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
number four: It's considered very rude to just apparate into someones house, so that probably wouldn't happen. Courtesy dictates people would apparate outside your door and knock.
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*snap snap snap* 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Tom Hanks did once
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Deeeeeep 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*headdesk* notice we're replying to a guy who said JOHN LENNON? I am well aware Harry Potter needed taped glasses, but as far as I know John Lennon did not.
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Paradoxes that can drive you crazy 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
yeah i realize this is a really old post but i was brought back hereby the random button so even though nobody will see this I'm going to clarify why "You will listen to my statement" is correct: the croc didn't ask her to guess 'the fate of her child' he asked her to guess what he would do with him! The croc has the kid WITH HIM right now, because it kidnapped the kid. therefore, he listened to the statement with the kid. He was with the kid when he listened to the statement.
Twinsies!! 40 comments
guest · 6 years ago
After a hurricane
Living in a temperate climate… 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Canada
Well, Vancouver at least.
Migrane 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I get migraines and i don't get it. It'd make much more sense if there was an axe in his head.
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Moving quote 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
do we really need to start comparing Bill Gates' charity work to Steve Jobs' thievery?
And that kids, is how physics works 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They tried and it wasn't strong enough. the infinite reflection increased the lasers strength enough to do the job. The mirror trick wasn't just a pretty light show, it was a wayto boost the power
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The Doctor knows some excellent puns. 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Guys stop crediting ten with this pun he ripped it off a museum guy he met as nine in "Dalek" it was supposed to be a reference! :( Museum guy gets no credit.
Hero baby 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
thats terrible why are you laughing!
'Murica 50 comments
guest · 6 years ago
$35? The application fee to my uni was 250 fucking dollars, try again.
Little fight with our neighbours eh 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Guys its both. Britain and France are Canada's divorced parents who hated each other before they had us and now just awkwardly don't talk to each other because they know their arguments have scarred their child for life...
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How to know if someone is too old or young for you 81 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Guys you're both missing the point. This is an equation invented by parents. It's saying you can't date until you're 14. the max and min are SUPPOSED to not make sense for lower numbers because the min would be bigger than the max therefore there is nobody older than the min but younger than the max therefore you cannot date!
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Apple is run by men 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
omg yes
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Eminem is immortal 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sooooo..... how come Soldja Boy isn't dead yet?
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Break the walls 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And then nobody ever does :(
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Damn Commies need to know their place! Only we get to pick on Canada 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
aw thanks guys, us Canadians think you're the best! 0:D
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I would be terrified 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Weeping (Snow)Angels
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You've got to be kidding me. 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fuck these questions.
It's all a conspiracy I tell you 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Um so you're saying the tenth doctor has the soul of a psychopathic magical murderer? Well, it explains the "Time Lord Victorious" thing...
This is so true it hurts 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you forgot to add a number 4 at the bottom that's only one or two questions long.
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Can't argue with that logic 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fireflies
I was totally a spy 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"...women who do not rely on a man to build their character"
Um, okay all these shows are awesome but someone CLEARLY needs to watch Totally Spies again. Clover in particular TOTALLY needed a man to build her character like 85% of subplots was "Clover has a crush on this guy" (and 35% being "Mandy's being a bitch again" that's more than 100%? Not really, there's just a lot of overlap ;) )
No, you just punched 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No no it's a minor case of serious brain damage
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I can smell 2007 already. 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I was always more of a Linkin Park kind of emo *rides off into the sunset singing Breaking The Habit*
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Lliteral applebees 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes, from the other side of the apple
As Majestic as an eagle piloting a blimp 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
thumbed up for title
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I am your god. 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Holy shit, Tim
Twinsies!! 40 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Do you know a there's
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Matthew perry 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Alright, I'll be the dumb one... who is Matthew Perry?
And I thought I had a bad day 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@ricepudding: that's kind of genius. You should propose that to someone important.
I'm just going to leave this here... 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
oh like Mary Mary Quite Contrary is any less creepy?
English tips 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
essay elongaters
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The truth was spoken 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Guest, it's a sin to weave two different fabrics into one article of clothing according to Leviticus. This really isnt that much of an exaggeration
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I was flattered, but the look on their faces told me I shouldn't show it 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Dragging their kid into an argumet, sounds like they totally deserved that. Good for you for being awesome.
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Those crazy eyes 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
His eyes though
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The sink 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is the best thing ive seen all day
USA! 43 comments
guest · 7 years ago
how else would you spell "fuckers"?
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Would You Press The Button? 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Eh I really don't think my friends would even doubt it if i said i was lesbian.
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Come on America! 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Nope, the only things we get delivered are pizza ad chinese food
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Books: Expectation vs reality 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's probably because the downvoters are thinking 'well why on earth did you post then?'
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Pronounce it or Spell it, My name is Nzimi 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My name is Rachael. No one spells it like that. I get Rachel and Racheal,
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I prefer villains 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I swear i've seen the first guy before but i can't tell who he is. This is gonna bother me all day
May you rest in peace Robin Willams 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He's the guy who played the genie from Aladdin, hence the picture. Just for a role of his you've probably heard of.
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