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Insecurity 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I would be okay with looking like the "Insecure" girl.
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Give them a break. It's not exactly rainbows and unicorns for them 61 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's not so much the bleeding that makes me irrational. Yeah that shit sucks but my hormones go apeshit and I have no explanation for why I just want to murder everyone in site with a machine gun while crying and wolfing down a whole tube of cookie dough.
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Do other companies do this for birthdays? 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No but we foiled and tee-peed my boss' office for her birthday
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This is 100% true 61 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm anAmerican and I tried Tim Tams for the first time about a month ago and I never knew what true love was until then.
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This is what a whale looks like with its mouth open 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Krilllll Nom Nom Nom
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Oh Bruce xD 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What happened to Hawkeye
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That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I said Sproduce too many times before I was just like...
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Just the usual stuff 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This thought plagues me at random points during the day. It has caused some serious trauma
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Sure, Johnny Depp is a very versatile actor. But have you seen Gary Oldman? 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My favorite is still Sirius
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Taylor without make up 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hate to break it to you but she has makeup on
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Grab that....fried chicken 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or...or...or...just fucking break up and go be with people that make you happy. Jesus Christ
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Old commercial some of you might not get 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Got yelled at for making a collect call to my dad one time from the movie theaters because I thought he forgot to pick me up. Scarred me for life.
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Wrong number, right person 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah fuck D!
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... But I just couldn't tell her so 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Neither could she
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I've lost about 15 pounds 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wouldn't be able to get anything done.
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Unstirred paint can 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is so oddly comforting.
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Adorable singing puppy loved Frozen! 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
On a side note, I too have the name Courtney Rose
I Don't Think So Tim 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dat title tho
Stare long into it 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If I could do that, I wouldn't need a man.
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Love this place 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I miss Arizona :(
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Trying to get ready every morning 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That was me doing my 100 sit ups today :(
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It's a study period too... 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thank you!
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Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Rainbow road!!
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In history class 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That is a great advertisement for not only books but birth control too.
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And then there's Umbridge *shivers* 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Witchcraft and Wizardry...
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Movies Coming Soon 2014-2017 55 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I didn't know they were going to do another POTC but I am extremely excited!!
Asian food problems 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wouldn't it be "For Pho-cks Sakes"
Leaning Tower of Cheeza 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Leaning tower of cheesa!
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Childish dad 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's a hot dad!
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Don't freak out 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Release the Kraken!!!
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I discovered fears I never knew existed 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My mom hated me watching this show but I would always sneak in the living room and watch the late night episodes
I can smell 2007 already. 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yup
Because both encourage unhealthy behaviour 53 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why do we keep posting these posts regarding weight (positive or negative)? Someone always gets offended even though maybe they should probably loose some weight and someone else feels entitled to point out the health risks as if everyone doesn't know. Who the fuck cares? I came on here for funsubstance not fat shaming or making martyrs of the over weight. Let's get back to the Funsubstance please.
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Why did you break up? 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I have a mole on my eyebrow :(
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Technology advancement 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
On one device!
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From someone who actually gets migraines 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When I get migraines, the only time I can stop vomiting is when I am sleeping
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Merged gifs 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Haley**
Merged gifs 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I guess Todd Harley likes that.
He definitely thought I was an idiot 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Here's your ticket, enjoy the movie"
"You too!"
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Cheeseburger cake 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I would be expecting the taste of a burger when biting into it.
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grown man never grows up 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That looks like one in AZ I used to go too! I am slightly disappointed that it's not the only Chipotle like tha.
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Gold digger 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's a gold digger and he's an age digger.
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I'm from Arizona... It's tough to accomplish 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I just moved from AZ a month ago and I did that all the time in AZ
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She still hasn't caught on 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It doesn't sound like he can't turn her on, maybe she just sleeps in clothes even after sex. I always put a shirt and underwear back on after sex unless otherwise requested because it's just more comfortable for me.
I can't believe people can be so heartless! The nerve of some people... 50 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't know why the neighbors are worried about their kids. Their kids are already going to be pieces of shit with parents like that anyway.
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We've been lied to..... 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
One man's trash is another man's pot o' gold!
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