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I feel the Internet has hit a new low 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OMG I'LL MAKE AN ACCOUNT. MY NAME WILL BE DIYROGUE. THANK YOU EVERYONE.
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Nothing surprises me any more in America 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well a nice haircut is better than criminals going to jail because it's better to rehabilitate criminals ( depending on the crime ) rather than putting them in a box where everything is dome for them.
What they gonna do if i die? fine me? 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I meant place
I was putting in a country then I remembered it was Norway and didn't fix it accordingly
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Can you do anything right? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think it was this ( might be the tree another guest said ) but the scientist broke down crying cause he felt so bad for killing the oldest living thing on earth.
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What they gonna do if i die? fine me? 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There's a country in Norway where it's illegal to die but that's because it's so cold they can't bury you cause your body won't decay, it'll just freeze. I could be wrong though.
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Ostentatious, but gorgeous 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It looks like someone dropped a bottle of champagne
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Who remembers this? 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Probably everyone
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I feel the Internet has hit a new low 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The penises because if I had a vagina on my forehead people could stick something in there and fuck with my brain
Literal mind fuck
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Never give everything to your kids 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wtf ns ? All they were doing was trying to point out something to be funny ? You really don't have to wish for them to have a terrible loveless life ? Wth is wrong with you ?
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I dare someone to call this number from mean girls... 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I remember that one about how the number from the suite life of Zack and Cody commercial episode is for a sex hotline
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Well, that's that 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's funny because the female POV is correct for giving and receiving
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One job only 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What do you mean ? These are all correct
My favourite colour 37 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But what if I'm an American who was raised by people who were from England and learned to spell certain words that way ?
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This is the Alexandria's Syndrome of the violet eyes! 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't remember the source, I was reading about albinism for a character and I was at the eyes and along with the popular red eyes it said you could have violet eyes. I think there's an actress who has them but I've long forgotten her name.
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I'm Not Jealous. I'm Envious 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I thought jealousy was wanting what someone else has and envious was wanting it so much you'd do whatever it took to get it
Finding nemo 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, Dory did sing " just keep swimming "
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This is the Alexandria's Syndrome of the violet eyes! 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Only time you can actually have violet eyes is of you have a form of albinism.
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Best place Adele can roll 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Now you're a spirit
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heaven and hell 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
* he then rocks it on the electric guitar *
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Thighs that could crush your skull 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm also amazed that she can hold her breath for that long
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Poor thing 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What animal is this ? I want one
Back in the old days 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They used mercury in shampoo ( might have been toothpaste. One of the two )
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Inky cap mushroom 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The stem part looks like string cheese.
This always gets me confused 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Isn't the middle east technically in Africa ?
Tweet advice 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And remember to gently whisper so they are not startled by your voice
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It's just in our nature 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just like how religion and race don't make us hate eachother. Each group has problems within itself. Like the lgbt+ community has problems with erasing bi people, white people hate different kinds of white people, black people hate different kinds of black people ( like when people complain over how some are lighter or darker in US but in Africa I'm not too sure what's going on, I apologize ).
So it's not religion, it's people wanting to blame everyone but themselves.
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Project Ara, released Feb 6 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This reminds me of the blok phone except you don't get to choose the sizes of the things on this one
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My response when people ask why I don't want a tattoo 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Agreed
But some number stickers are cool, so yeah, I would
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It's time for another round of Spot the Vegan! 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I can see how that would be a challenge
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Voluntarily doing a gluten-free diet is pretty much the stupidest thing 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah, it damages the villi ( vili ? ) anyway, if you stop eating it ( if you're allergic to it ) you should heal up in a few months to a year, but depending on how long you've had the problem maybe not so much.
Badass scarlett johansson 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hmm, well seeing as how the cup is related to the band, a 21 D is significantly smaller than a 41 D. So I guess the small would be more flat chested or teeny tiny breasts, average would be a handful-ish ? And I guess large would be those women that have bad backs because of their chests ?
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I want this super awesome candle for my birthday 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I remember I saw this on tumblr and people were saying they wouldn't turn off ( cause they play musoc as well ) even if they submerged them in water or beat the shit out of it. And this one persons mother had to drop it off at a far away dumpster.
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Pösïtïvë ättïtüdë 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why must you use all the foreign characters for the title ? You do know that really changes the way the words are said, right?
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Nailed it. 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What are you ? Blind ? The second one is obviously different. It's the real Nicki, the first one is photo shopped
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I see it first then 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This looks like a movie poster
I'd watch it
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Badass scarlett johansson 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Best breasts in an award you can get ? That sounds like something that should only exist in porn award shows.
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Voluntarily doing a gluten-free diet is pretty much the stupidest thing 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I heard that eating gluten free is bad for you if you don't have an allergy/intolerance to it. I don't remember the reason behind it but that's what I heard.
Also, I remember reading something about this woman with celiac asked if they had anything gluten free and the server went on about how she didn't look like she had celiac, so she didn't have it, because she knows how people with it look like and she did not. It was stupid and rude.
Anonymous 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't understand ? Can someone explain ?
Rooftop selfie in russia 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How ?
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Fantastic! 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh, THERE'S Becky
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The World's Most Creative Construction Toys 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was the master of the snowflake
We're gonna take a picture 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
HOW DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF ME ?
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And sell tickets to help fund the prison systems 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh, well if we're talking optional then yeah. They could also make human testing an option and then we won't have to hurt innocent animals who may or may not even react the same as humans would.
( that's not sarcasm, I feel it comes off that way though )
"The book is better" starter pack 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What's that last thing ? Am electronic hookah ?
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And sell tickets to help fund the prison systems 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sadly, cruel and unusual punishment is against the constitution. That's why people are debating death row. And if they were to bend this then they would be allowed to change any rights, and they'd probably go after the first one.
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science side of tumblr 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think the reason I like the latter is because I read more manga than regular books so I looked to the left rather than right
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The World's Most Creative Construction Toys 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I still have one
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When they cancel your favourite show and replace it for crappy show 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*cough* Pushing Daisies
*cough* My Name is Earl
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Don't go bacon my heart 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When I come down
I want hash brooowns
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"Cat" 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No wtf that eye is too large and human looking
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